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It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation.

She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard; she should wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snowdrift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snowplow went by and she started to follow it. As she follows the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.

After quite sometime had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snowplow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snowplow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue if she wanted but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to K-Mart next.
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hmm, or should I have called the thread: How NOT to act during a snow storm.



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well, nearly a year ago you had no complaints wearing the GIMP suit in the dungeons!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSE PRINCESS: click here to read the entire thread »

uh oh!! what other factors?


Astrology Match: click here to read the entire thread »

sorry, but they can sleep at a homeless shelter for all i care!!


Twins up for Adoption... Heart-warming... : click here to read the entire thread »

watch out mate, otherwsie I'll head butt you!!


Astrology Match: click here to read the entire thread »

oh, you can stop searching, here's your Capricorn!!




Astrology Match: click here to read the entire thread »

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. .....Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. .They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


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Hi FM!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSE PRINCESS: click here to read the entire thread »

oh poor guy!!

we should make arrangements to have you transferred once again to the dungeons in Northern Europe!!

well, it was a break from all the political threads which have taken over the forums since January!!

and some people used to complaine about the word association threads!


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nice one mate!!

just one question, is today April 1st?





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what are you waiting for, just get on the first flight over the Pond. after all, one good deed deserves another mate!!


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Happy Birthday Rose Princess!!

hope that the day treats you well!




Omurchu, thanks for pointing out that today its Rose's brithday!!


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Hmm, so that's what I'm missing!!

I'm referring to Sorrento. not the food. not that I don't like it (far from it), but I have to stay away from that kind of grub even though its delicious, but its not what's currently on my menu!

to all of you who are attending, hope that you have a great time!


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Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?'
Operator: 'Where did you get that number, sir?'
Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.'
Operator: 'Sir, those are the hours that we are open.'

Samsung Electronics
Caller:'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'
Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.'

RAC Motoring Services
Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia ?'
Operator: 'Does the product name give you a clue?'

Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe )
'If I register my car in France , and then take it to England , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'

Directory Enquiries
Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?'
Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.'

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland . '

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: 'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on.'

Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'
Customer: 'OK.'
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No.'
Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No.'
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.'

Tech Support: 'OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow! How can you see my screen from there?'


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omg, this is simply hilarious!! thanks for sharing HG!!




Moral of this story, joke is; Never, never, be late.......................: click here to read the entire thread »

googled it up, but never heard of the song or the band!

so I won't the answer!


can anyone complete the lyric: click here to read the entire thread »

yepp, you're right!


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ok, try guessing this one:

Girl of sixteen, whole life ahead of her
Slashed her wrists, bored with life
Didnt succeed, thank the lord


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I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control

Creep by Radiohead!


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yepp, you'll be missed!

you're the best event organiser on CS!!


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