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Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Oct 8, 2008, 10:14 AM CST
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Posted: Oct 8, 2008, 10:09 AM CST
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards.What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?'

'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.

'Oh, OK!' said the blonde.

She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for Blondie?'

'She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!

FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!!! wink

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Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Oct 8, 2008, 9:32 AM CST
X'gharukaza Lilly dan x'cajt hu?!?!? scold mumbling



nice one!! thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 5:16 PM CST
Lillym wrote:
Nice...

Love this one.........

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

well, I can prove that one wrong, as I change the rolls of toilet paper over here!! sticking out tongue wave


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Central, Xlokk Malta
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Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 4:53 PM CST
Dknew wrote:
TAURUS goes with Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer and Pisces.And I don't believe you'll find me a match no matter the star sign

ok, I'm a capricorn, just don't get any funny ideas dude!! wink

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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 4:44 PM CST
jampet wrote:
wow- must be weird to read this if you were here 2005!! and all those faces- wonder where they are now...any matches??

matches, lighters, fire, well whatever, as long as it can light up a cigarette! wink

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Ocee, you are an archaeologist, as you have dug up this thread from back in time! laugh


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