Posted: Oct 27, 2006, 2:46 AM CST
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his
beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this
great big dude comes in and---WHACK!!--knocks him off the bar
stool and onto the floor.
The big dude say's "That was a karate chop from Korea", the
little guy thinks "GEEZ" but he get's back on the stool and
starts drinking again when all of a sudden---WHACK!!-- the big
dude knocks him down AGAIN and say's "That was a judo chop from
Japan",
So the little guy has had enough of this---he gets up, brushes
himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for
an hour or so when he returned.
Without saying a word, he walked up behind the big dude and
---WHAM!!!--- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him
out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and say's 'When he gets up, tell him thats a crowbar from Sears"
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