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Body: A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."

Feeling alone, abandonment.

It may not just be trying to find your way out, as much as trying to searching for someone in those empty spaces.

First, let me explain that I have done absolutely no research on the topic of dream analyzation. Please read about mine, and give me your opinion..humorous, or otherwise. I will gladly give you my opinion on what I think your dreams mean. There are no rules here, I'm just curious..recurring or random dreams are o.k.

Here is my recurring dream. Please don't tell me that you thought pigs couldn't fly, either..lol. Here goes..

I've had a recurring dream, for most of my life. I am flying, unassisted, with my arms spread wide. I'm not flapping my arms. I'm just sort of letting the wind take me up, and it is very peaceful. It is very vivid, and thrilling. I drift upward, and float to an elevation of about 500 feet. Then, I slowly come down. Sometimes I crash into the ground, but I never seem to get hurt.

Yes Randy, that is what you said....check page one. anyway enough...peace...lets call a truce....go tackle cowgirl

i wanted to share something with you all

i have read alot about broken hearts as of late and i know that i am not the one to give advice but i would like to say



that just because may be broken many times and it will be

one day you will have the one person that you are meant to share life with

when i came here over a year ago i didnt think i would really find "THE ONE" but he found me


take life one day at a time
enjoy the good times

Well sometimes cyber is better.

My recent reality date was wonderful. Dinner, flowers, all the right words, and time spent together. And then, , I found out he is married. Just one small detail he neglected to tell me.

Cyber is less painful.

Monopoly has to be the most horrible game invented. I call it monotony but you may know a game that is worse. I hate it because they won't let you put hotel on the railroads, lol.

Just dip your finger in it. Paws

Hi

Sure, but just half a cup please. Paws

My date book was blank. You're the first entry. I'm excited. Paws

Well if all goes according to plan ...

In a year's time, I want to be on the East coast of the States, sitting astride a very large motorcycle. Heading north! I think then I will hang a left and go across the central bit of Canada ... then hang another left and wander down the west coast of the US.

If theres anyone on the route, then Ill pop in for a coffee.

Might zig and zag a little on the way ... depending on the coffee offers.

I would like to start my very first forum venting, hoping someone will listen. I am really fuckin sick and tired of guys who talk about how they want someone who is real and that they are compatible with, but the first chance they get, they'll mess it up because the're selfish and don't care about anyone else's feelings but they're own. Ladies what do you think?

Hey Dumbo nice to meet you too!!!!


Aren't these new names classics!!!!!!

My new name is....



Crusty Gizzardbutt!!!!!!!!!

Who would you go visit..I would go see my sis me2uflowers cause she makes me smile Hi Linda

What do you mean, when the new wears off? I was married for
36 years for crying out loud, nothing is ever perfect, we had
many difficulties, worked through most of them. Never any
guarantees in life, but this is one chance I am going to
take, because for the first time in a very long time a man
loves me and cares about me.