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God, bless my underwear
My only pair.
Stand beside them,
And guide them,
As they sit in a heap by the chair.

From the washer,
To the clothesline,
To my dresser drawer,
To my rear!

God, bless my underwear,
My only pair.
God, bless my underwear,
Or I'll be bare.



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well i thought of a mother and daughter when i saw these lyrics














OK I'm a cheerleader now

CHORUS:
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh eh, you ugly
(x4)

I saw you walking down the street,
just the other day
I didn't see your damage,
from that far away
I should have got a clue,
when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me,
with your buckteeth a-gleaming
Your hair is all frizzy,
and your face is a mess
I thought that was a sack,
but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the trees' feelings,
and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you- oh wait, yes I do!
Your teeth are yellow,
they're covered with mold
You're only fourteen,
but you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out,
you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill,
cuz you ain't ill,
you're ugly!

Chorus (x2)

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast
Girl,
you're scary,
you're hairy,
I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the City Zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat
people shout out, "CAB!"
(you're so funny...I know!)
You got eyes like a pig,
your nose is big
And with hair like that
you should be wearing a wig
uncle fester remeber him?
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise yo googly eyes
And in a Miss Ugly Pageant,
you'd win first prize!
Yo mama say you ugly!
You ugly!

Chorus (x2)

U-G-L-Y (x8)
you ain't got no alibi, you ugly!

Get dizzy (x9)

Now I feel like laundry

Chorus (x2)

Quasimodo,
camelbreath,
squarehead,
UGLY!
Chicken legs,
pigface,
chin like Bubba,
UGLY!
Fishlips,
toad liver,
pointdexter,
UGLY!
Spaghetti arms,
limp butt,
freak show,
UGLY!

Chorus

U-G-L-Y, you could make an onion cry!
U-G-L-Y, like an alien chased by the FBI
U-G-L-Y (x10)
You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!






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Hey he was lucky i married him in the first place so i'm not apologising


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It was just about to write more less the same thing. However you wrote it more eloquently than i could


Why not treat others as you want to be treated and if you don't like how your treated kick them in the nuts and run


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You need tassels harems always have tassels


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No good hiding i know where you live


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Now you made me think of nuts


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awww your doggies are safe i like furry animals


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She is safe have a soft spot for ruby and ceefa is definitely safe. You on the other hand


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Hey i tried to be nice and all i got was abuse




back to being a


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Write his name on your hand in case you need a prompt


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Pawn who mentioned playing chess


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Yea be afraid very afraid


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Brian the Cats favorite song


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So who would i be the mad transvestite or the poor innocent in the shower


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Brian would soon get your periscope as she always protects me in the bath


Brian emotion ----------------->


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And people wonder why have a complex


I am so nice to my friends and all i recieve is abuse






Poor lttle innocent me





Now every one say awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


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Stop getting kinky ideas, you know ours is a purely platonic relationship


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Where i do most of my thinking, I ponded what the best blessing you could give some one.

I think its to be blessed with health good family/friends if you have these you can cope with anything.

So this is for my good friends Quesarasara and Welshlady

When youre down and troubled
And you need a helping hand
And nothing, whoa nothing is going right.
Close your eyes and think of me
And soon I will be there
To brighten up even your darkest nights.

You just call out my name,
And you know whereever I am
Ill come running, oh yeah baby
To see you again.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All you have to do is call
And Ill be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Youve got a friend.

If the sky above you
Should turn dark and full of clouds
And that old north wind should begin to blow
Keep your head together and call my name out loud
And soon I will be knocking upon your door.
You just call out my name and you know where ever I am
Ill come running to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you got to do is call
And Ill be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, aint it good to know that youve got a friend?
People can be so cold.
Theyll hurt you and desert you.
Well theyll take your soul if you let them.
Oh yeah, but dont you let them.

You just call out my name and you know wherever I am
Ill come running to see you again.
Oh babe, dont you know that,
Winter spring summer or fall,
Hey now, all youve got to do is call.
Lord, Ill be there, yes I will.
Youve got a friend.
Youve got a friend.
Aint it good to know youve got a friend.
Aint it good to know youve got a friend.
James TaylorYouve got a friend.


Feel free to add your dedication to your own friends


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