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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 11, 2008, 1:39 AM CST
easygoingguy wrote:
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, with out missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.'


You got me laughing now.Greatcheers


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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 11, 2008, 1:36 AM CST
valleygirl wrote:
well it's because it a part of my heritage larose forest is all i had left from my great grand father even if the gouvernement took our forest after my great grand father died at least they kept the name but now they want to chandge it that makes me so angry


Couldn't you maybe collect signatures of your neighbors and people whothink like you and veto their decision.Sometimes it is worth fighting 4 things you believe in.Although VALLEYGIRL FOREST has a certain ring to me too.
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 11, 2008, 1:29 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
'Mum.. what does a trouser kiss and Hell atio mean?'



I said.... 'Ermmm dunno'.. anyway.. love yooo.. night night'


Never heard a blow... called a trouser kiss before but funny nonethe less.Now Mr. Hellatio is the inventor of oral hygiene I think.
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 11, 2008, 1:21 AM CST
valleygirl wrote:
Since the beginning of year 2000, the United Counties of Prescott and Russell has taken over the planning and management of our public forest - the Larose Forest. This new management role of the Larose Forest is an excellent opportunity to maximise and promote this important natural resource for the whole of the Prescott and Russell community.

Since its creation early in this century, the Larose Forest has always represented an incredible resource for the entire community of Prescott and Russell. With a total land area of 10 540 hectares (26 044 acres), the Larose Forest is the second largest plantation forest in Southern Ontario.

In the region of Prescott and Russell, it is the Counties agronomist, Mr Ferdinand Larose, who undertakes in 1919 the creation of the first plantation on abandoned farms in the region of the Brook, now known as Bourget. Over a period of ten years, reclaimed lands would become the forest that bears the name of this man of vision, the Larose Forest.

Under the management of the Ministry, the Larose Forest has attained its maturity and is now an important natural and cultural resource for the region. In addition, through several different mandates for the Ministry, the forest has served many functions as a natural reserve, a recreational area and as a natural laboratory for research and development of forestry resources.

The Larose Forest is situated in the region of the United Counties of Prescott and Russell approximately 20 kilometres to the east of the City of Ottawa. Although the central block of the forest rests on the boundaries of the municipalities of Clarence-Rockland to the north and The Nation to the south, plantations are also found in the Municipalities of Alfred-Plantagenet and Russell.

The Larose Forest is, through its cultural, social and economic wealth, a unique resource which must be enhanced and preserved for the entire community of Prescott and Russell. It is important to ensure that, according to its mission, the Larose Forest gains a key place which will permit the promotion of the Larose Forest as being the natural reserve of the region of Prescott and Russell.

Now the gouvernement want to called my great grand father forest wich has my last name Larose to prescott and russell forest Why after after almost 100 years they want to change the name



My Great Grandfather Forest ????????
What is the matter with your people ?
confused dunno


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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 3:11 PM CST
SummerUK wrote:
Anyone have any advice for anything you 'must see' or 'must do' while visiting Malta? I'm going very soon and would Love to get some opinions from the folks in Malta

Thanks


Sure come to Malta.You must see me !!!!!
Hehehe just kidding.
If you ever make it to Gozo,the pearl of the Medditerranean,I would be more than happy giving you a personal tour of the island and our favorite hangouts.
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 10:09 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
And why are television shows called 'soap operas' where the freakin soap? this thread is doing my head in.


There is no telling what it can do to you if you start seriously thinking about it.
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 10:07 AM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
Why does Tiramatsu...sound Japanese, when it's Italian?

why are they called "apartment" when they are stacked on top of each other ? They are not "apart" at all??What profound question do you have...that if answer, would solve all the worlds problems?



Not that stuff like that keeps me awake at nite but puzzled.
How come you drive on a Parkway yet park on a driveway ?
AAARRRGHH
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 9:57 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
I must like baseball too then


Naughty Naughty laugh cheers


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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 9:54 AM CST
bamabulldog08 wrote:
Good, bad or horrible, let me have it. I designed this "floating bed" just for fun. Now considering adding it to my product line!


Nice looking bed.
Will I get dizzy sleeping on it ?
Does it spin too ?
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 9:51 AM CST
p_seg wrote:
Lying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Sams was instructing his attorney on last-minute changes in his will.

“I wish to leave everything I own, all stocks, bonds property, art, and money, to my wife. However, there is one stipulation.”

“And that is?”

“In order to inherit, she must marry within six months of my death.”

The lawyer seemed puzzled. “Why make such an unusual request?”

Mr. Sams answered, “Because I want someone to be sorry I died.”


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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 9:49 AM CST
bodleing wrote:
Seems like everybody wants to live
somewhere else.

Or do you think where you live is just
right for you.

Is your grass the greenest?


I think I have finally found my greenest patch heredancing


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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 9:44 AM CST
fabulous_1 wrote:
my love for u

I held a jewel in my fingers
And went to sleep
The day was warm, and winds were prosy
I said, "Twill keep"

I woke - and chide my honest fingers,
The Gem was gone
And now, an Amethyst remembrance
Is all I own
Reluctance
Robert Frost
Out through the fields and the woods
And over the walls I have wended;
I have climbed the hills of view
And looked at the world, and descended;
I have come by the highway home,
And lo, it is ended.

The leaves are all dead on the ground,
Save those that the oak is keeping
To ravel them one by one
And let them go scraping and creeping
Out over the crusted snow,
When others are sleeping.

And the dead leaves lie huddled and still,
No longer blown hither and thither;
The last lone aster is gone;
The flowers of the witch hazel wither;
The heart is still aching to seek,
But the feet question "Whither?"

Ah, when to the heart of man
Was it ever less than a treason
To go with the drift of things,
To yield with a grace to reason,
And bow and accept the end
Of a love or a season?
A Song Of Love
by Sidney Lanier (1842 - 1881)
Hey, rose, just born
Twin to a thorn;
Was't so with you, O Love and Scorn?

Sweet eyes that smiled,
Now wet and wild:
O Eye and Tear- mother and child.

Well: Love and Pain
Be kinfolks twain;
Yet would, Oh would I could Love again.

Tell Me Not, Sweet,
Richard Lovelace

Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind
For, from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast, and quiet mind,
To war and arms I fly.

True, a new mistress now I chase,
The first foe in the field;
And with a stronger faith- embrace
A sword, a horse, a shield.

Yet this unconstancy is such
As you too shall adore;
For, I could not love thee, Dear, so much,
Loved I not honour more.




Wow.Powerful indeed !!!!
What pills are you on ?
Can I have some too ?
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 9:14 AM CST
natasha555 wrote:
INSTANT MESSENGER HERE-ADVANTAGES AND...DISADVANTAGES

Instant Messenger here is a great feature,using by some 'gentlemen' just for FUN.My experience -so far:
1.Usually I have been invited to chat by yonger than me men-on their 20-30.What kind of conversation it supposed to be is not worth it to be deliberate at all/I mean ages' Gap ,of course!/.The answer usually is NO.

2.Another small group /so far/ consists a few gentlemen .We had chat before,leading to Nowhere and then after months they Suddenly decided to IM again!The answer usually is NO.

3.Last one was 'real gentleman'He was amazingly stubborn to invite me with the IM window popped up 59 times and when I finally Guess he might have something Important to say to me!!and got a contact with him >>2 sentences only had been written:"You don't look 58"and "That's cool" and then he vanished/ least expected ,but not unknown-been there before .../ Well,if that is ALL a man above 60 ys old wants&expects:FUN>IT'S the more's the PITY I would say.All that TURN ME OFF!

WHAT 'S YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH IM ,WOULD YOU SHARE,PLEASE?


Well,I only got to use it a couple of times and it worked 4 me.So far no Pigmy women,grannies or underaged girls invaded my space.
If it bothers you just disable it and thisproblem is solved.handshake


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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 9:02 AM CST
bebbe wrote:
Eragon is good...... i have the first & second book! It's now going to be a four part series with part 3 coming out this August.....Eragon was written by his author at the age of 15! VERY well written & i bought/watched the movie too!!!!! LOVE harry Potter too!.............


Got my sight set on Eragon.thumbs up


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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 7:44 AM CST
Lillym wrote:
Try to watch Eragon... its got dragons in it.

Never heard of it but I definitely will. Pete the dragonslayer will move his ass to the next Video Store ready to do battle,armed with a Euro.rolling on the floor laughing
Thanks for the tip


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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 7:38 AM CST
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 7:37 AM CST
Lillym wrote:
So is mine (19 today) his room is full fo Lord of the Rings Stuff.. I have seen the trilogy a few times too. However I read the books before I saw the movies and I would say I enjoyed the books even more.


Could you pump your kid too for info on likewise movies ? Would appreciate that.wave


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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 7:34 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
I have only seen the first one.. (and really enjoyed it).. but I have a lowww attention span when it comes to sitting down for too long..

I have tried to watch the 2nd one MANY times... but usually fall asleep half way throoo.. grrrrrr


You must have been using this comfy looking floating bed on one of the other threads.laugh


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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 7:28 AM CST
[quote=RillyNiceGuy]Many people have looked down or respected Hillary for staying with her cheating husband.

Details have come to light that may help understand her position.

It seems that Hillary had recieved new stationary and was trying it out.

After she finished she hand wrote a note on the back of the used stationary.

She gave the paper to their maid to give Bill, telling the maid to tell Bill to be sure and do it.

Bill recieved the paper and read the wrong side of the paper.

It read:

"Now is the time for all good men to come IN the aid of thier country."

Since Bill is stupid and it was her typing error she forgave him.

Don't think this has any bearing on her Campaign.What happened with " Pecker Bill " is meanwhile water under the bridge.





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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 7:13 AM CST
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Hillariouslaugh
Help, my tomato slice in my sandwich is trying to lodge itself in my throat trying to choke me.

Let's gear up to the WAR ON THE KILLER TOMATOES


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