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Granpa say! Iffen you lets a woman eat at the table with ya, sleep in the bed with ya. Soon they gets ta thinkin they is just as good as you is.

i LOVE Lord Of The Rings! I read the book twice years ago....they did a great job of representing the original plot with the movies! LOL!...i have an illustrated & a leather bound copy (books) of LOTR, 20 years old and The Hobbit too......i also have The Hobbit on cassettes (un opened).....showing my age again! :-(......

hahah.. he is out at the moment.. but I will ask him for you.

I don't know much about it.. but you know they are making a prequel Hobbit thing? (or about to)

he has this cool shaped mug he bought at the stage show.. and on the back in little gold letters it says something like.. 'May the hair on your toes never fall off'

if so tell us about it ?

My eldest son (nearly 16) is a MASSIVE fan..

He watches the discs over and over... (he has all the extended stuff)

He actually did a 600 mile round trip in one day recently to watch LOTR on stage (how?) in London.

lol

your simply too good for this world!!

Well, I have some experince of both and I think yes - there are many differences, certinaly between europeean women and Yanks - its just about trying to undertsand the differences that matter!

Phew - thats one hell of a task, guys!

My fellow American: excellent post

a better women to marry. i was thinken bout getten a bad ass women from like iraq. she be better than a guard dog.

Ah! And that brought ANOTHER member into the forum from Malta!!
Welcome Scooterman! You do know that now we know about you ... you not allowed to sit silently reading what we write, you gotta also make a fool of yourself..... like us!

1. So that's where the bodies are buried.
2. Is it a pool or a baptistry?
3. And you thought one gnome was one gnome too many.
4. Who needs sod when you've got asphalt.
5. Trespassers should be the least of his worries.
6. Art? Eyesore?
7. When obsessive-compulsives decorate.

8. Just because you have the extra paint doesn't mean you should use it.
9. ...
10. Is Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb home?
11. His and her pig sculptures?

my 2 days off i have to go back to work tonight and all i did was sleeping my 2 days i wish i could have 2 more nights off i work from wenesday night to sunday morning a week and the other one is

from thusday to monday morning i have to work 5 night a week every 2 weeks and 6 night a week in the other one

Does someone had some back pain[color=red][/color killer]

well hope my boss won't be to rude on me and my steel toe boots won't hurt me much this week and the diapers and wet ones and baby food boxes won't be to heavy

oh i work in baby dept ,electronic dept, stationary,craft dept sports dept,automotive dept and fashion dept at wally world

i pull skids on the floor some weight about 1000 pounds and over thanks for the help of the pump truck......lol.

so take care all

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thanks Alison...now I need to take a cold shower!!

My eyes, and 2 women on CS have told me I have a sexy voice[/quote

maybe also my lips ....

no

soory if you dont understand my question ok what i was saying is that why is it that most guys just want to sleep with you and the another half i find treat you like shit is there any nice guys out there who know how to treat a women right .

that is what i meant ok and there is no choise just leave me a comment bye