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Once they start wabbling like a penguin they have gone too far. But I do like a bit of flesh to cuddle.


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Good God!!! Try reading instructions on bottles and washing machines and anything else! Three slots on washing machines are for pre wash, wash and rinse. The choice of which cleaning agent to use is entirely your specific choice. Buy one and when that is finished buy another one till you get the one you like. Packaging is important cos some can be refilled and some are in cardboard that can be recycled. Some will disperse better in the environment. Warm to hot temperatures (in older machines) will wash different materials cleaner i.e. boil wash will clean cotton towels and sheets but should not be used with nylon. Coloureds shoud be washed seperately from whites as colour may run if you use the wrong wash temperature and cycle.
But then you are a man so to hell with it all just bung it all in sqirt some washing up liquid in and turn machine on.
PS DONT wash your clothes with your lovely lemon floor wash or they will disintergrate.
PPS As an irritated ex boyfriend once said to me when I asked him about my new camera and how it works..........you must always RFM once you RFM all will be clear..........I asked him what RFM was and he shouted at me READ THE FU**ING MANUAL!!!!


I’m here mostly to find someone who can do my laundry. Will you help?: click here to read the entire thread »

I think its ok if the two are happy to trust their families judgement. I think if we all had family and friends who went out of their way to introduce us lot on here to other single people they know and appoved of then there would not be so many of us on here with awful relationship stories.!!!


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This is the most terrible statement for a human being to make!!!! She says she respects all but its taken to far??? What? like allowing black people to sit on the same buses??? Not throwing people in jail based on whom they love??? If ignorance is bliss then this woman should be the happiest woman in the world.


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Your nation has only been going for a couple of hundred years. A nanosecond in the history of mankind. Homosexuality has been part of all living creatures since time began. It has also been totally acceptable in past civilisations, the Greeks even had homosexual gods. We were only made to feel bad and dirty about it when the large organised religions took over. All have the right to be with the one they love even if they muck it up and lets face it considering the amount of divorced hetrosexuals on this site then they have taken God's law and made a mockery of it too. So just who is in the wrong???? The man who quote is above? Gays or the divorced?


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Once again men prove that they are not cut out for nor do they require romance or relationships. They think sex is romance and so long as they are getting some then they are happy. Probably why most of us girls are on this site!!! Makes you wonder though...............do lesbians have wonderful relationships full of romance???? MMMMmmmm worth thinking about!


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I LOVE Star Trek and have all the movies. Seen every episode of every series too. First Contact is my favourite one I think but I love IV The Voyage Home too. Generations and The Undiscovered Country were not good. The action scenes look good in the new film though the actors look like teenages (hope it is not like Starship Troopers which I thought was terrible). I am dying to see it though!!!


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1. Red Lorry Yello Lorry

2. She sells sea shells on the sea shore.

3. Toy Boat Toy Boat

4. Three free flows.


Tongue Twisters: click here to read the entire thread »

You can always try hypnotherapy. I hear its very very good.


Going under. : click here to read the entire thread »

Caravan - In the Land of Grey and Pink


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There is NO such thing as an occasional drink for a recovering alcoholic. Be very concerned and try to help your friend. My mother was an alcoholic and died from it. If you are an addict you must NEVER touch it again be it alcohol, drugs or cigarettes. If they had any form of control they would never have become an addict.


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Hate it Hate it


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Sir Francis Walsingham!!! One of the greatest men in history.


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You are 21 years old for goodness sake. You have no idea the amount of obstacles you are going to face in your life. The only thing you can do is keep going forward and try to learn along the way. If two people click then there is virtually nothing that can keep them apart. "I do love you but........." is generally only an excuse. Hang in there and enjoy your youth for now cos there is so much more to come.




Is it worth it?: click here to read the entire thread »

Hearing


aids: click here to read the entire thread »

Yes they do! I am a zoo keeper and I have to say it's quite funny to see.
Have a lovely day everyone.


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Frank Sinatra is the best. Mind you there is Cleo Lane too. Oh! and Shirley Bassey or Nat King Cole or ......... this is endless and cannot be tagged.


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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! The Italian Job
I've heard of sleeping partners but you're in a fu**ing coma!! The Long Good Friday
Quick!! Get this cheese to sick bay!! an episode from Voyager


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Gloomy Sunday by Billie Holiday.

This song has been quoted in more suicide notes than any other song and/or was playing more often when bodies were found.




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Age does matter and as I have grown up I believe this more and more. I have nothing in common with younger men who know nothing of any memories I have or knowledge of the events of world history that has taken place during my life. The question "where were you when Kennedy died" now gets the response "who is Kennedy?"!!!!!! The question only serves those who has a complex about growing older and need to justify themselves going out with much younger women or men or should I say girls and boys. I am for ageing and the memories and experience it brings. Besides which, there is no option after all. Plastic surgery does not stop the ageing process and there are many bits of plastic body parts lying in coffins.


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