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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 12:11 PM CST
drivenbysound wrote:
The better part of you was left in a picnic napkin.


Or

I think your dad pulled out way too soon


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 12:10 PM CST
One taco short of a combination plate.


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 12:09 PM CST
I saw a guy at a local used car lot...

he was really eyeing the worst car on the lot... what a POS..

I told him " make them an offer on it- They accept fools gold"


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 11:58 AM CST

I wish I had a blueprint for his brain; I'm trying to build an idiot.


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 11:58 AM CST
You are A few fries short of a Happy Meal.


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 11:39 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.


Hey..... watch it! Mt rushmore is a huge love stone.
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Just another F&%#(n rock!wink


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 11:37 AM CST
Jimi123499 wrote:
Beauty is skin-deep, but ugly is to the bone.


Beauty is only skin deep but some people have very thing skin


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 1:11 AM CST
DogMaI wrote:
LMAO my friend Jason does this to his wife all the time


Is jason a motorcycle also?scold That would be painful!


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 1:07 AM CST
j_goose71 wrote:
Make REALLY loud grunting noises while in a public bathroom stall. Then yell.....A) "I remember eating, but I don't remember eating THAT."

B) "I think I'm gonna c*m!!!" Then reach under the partition and ask for toilet paper.


Then before washing your hands.. Introduce yourself to the other guy and extend a hand to shake!


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 1:03 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
You're sick, you know that don't you?


It sounds so funny when you say that without your teeth in!!!rolling on the floor laughing comfort


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 12:59 AM CST
Sit right next to them and keep scratching all over you body, rub up against them once in a while


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 12:57 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
did you see that bear that got scared of the kittens and ran up a tree?


Should'nt he have just ate some PU&^$ ?rolling on the floor laughing


Im outta here..LMAO


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 12:53 AM CST
Stare at them constantly without blinking


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 12:51 AM CST
I can't think of a thing, Unless they get on my computer and find out that I come to CS !rolling eyes


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 12:47 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
where are you going with this?


Can't I just sit here at my computer?
Why do growling animals look like they are smiling at ya?confused


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 12:43 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
would it do me any good if I did?


could it hurt anything?wave


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 12:41 AM CST
I'm good as long as I can hold onto the floor without falling off!
Life of the party.


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 12:38 AM CST
Why.. do you care?


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 12:37 AM CST
Have you tried reading the instructions?
or
Did it come with instructions?


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 29, 2008, 12:34 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
And your stupidass opinion would be?


If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!sticking out tongue


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