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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 10:44 PM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Nope, that's the stuff that gives you a heart attack!


A Hard attack.. you mean Viagra..............?......... oh.. never mind.. heart attackwink

The stuff that gives you a heart attack?? so... like ,,, if a really old man runs 10 miles.. that is killer sex!?


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 10:35 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
Wonder if that is were the saying Killer Sex came from


Hey now...........

VD is nothing to clap about


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 10:33 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
Wants to come with me... but is moving slowly because its a 11 pm


She wears her thongs backwards


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 10:32 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Undoing zips on first meet Wtf. Thats just being a floozie. Strictly undoing buttons only are aloud on my first meet with anyone


how about if I am really good at unzipping with my teeth!?devil


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 10:30 PM CST
bijan wrote:
What is your idea about Open Zip girls? (The girls who are ready to have sex when you meet them for the first time)


At least that way there might be a second date!!grin

but seriously.. no way.. no telling what you are going to catch.
a night in the sack is not worth dying for.


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 9:00 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Good God


I have heard that so many timeswink
wish I could find a gal to make me say it a few times!!dancing banana


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 8:48 AM CST
wittyaphorism wrote:
A man sends me an email asking if I believe in love at first sight. I tell him I don't-that should be a flag right there for him. It's not love, it's attraction, that's it. It takes a long time, work, and commitment to create a love relationship. He wrote 3 times in his profile that he's looking for a nice girl. I tell him I'm not a "nice" girl, meaning I don't do the cookie cutter banter. I tell him I enjoy argument and am an intellectual. He's clearly the polar opposite of intellectual. He doesn't need to understand quantum physics and the mystery of pi or where the last black hole was located but I need someone who WANTS to go to an art gallery or a poetry recital, not just a picnic or football game. I say I would not be comfortable with him and I hope he finds what he's looking for but it's not me. He replies with, "Don't be so hard on yourself." Where did that come from????? ('');

Do I ignore him or continue to politely but now bluntly decline?('');


I think you should have him come over immediately,, have 25 minutes of sex with him, just lay there the entire time flatly moaning.. oh baby oh baby with no enthusiasm then never clean house and never cook a meal... then you will never hear from him again!!!wink


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 8:26 PM CST
Queserasera wrote:
scientists have crossed a male chicken with an onion
and finally got a cock that brings tears to a womans eyes


I stay away from scientists !
it is well proven that scientists cause cancer in lab ratswink


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 8:25 PM CST
wonderwoman1 wrote:
i would smoke some marijuana right now............lol


Go into the light!! don't be afraid of the light



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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 8:24 PM CST
RedHeadedTaurus wrote:
Yikes!
lips kiss


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 10:55 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
Helloo Bev.. I've done it before by reporting the profile (on the link under all the fans friends stuff on the right)


wave lips Report me all you want........ still going to steal a kiss once in a whilesticking out tongue wink


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 10:44 AM CST
Where is flora from?

As far as the cash, she needs to have a copy of his bank statement before the divorce started to prove the amount on hand.

In most places the house would be either sold and the profit split or- one party can give 50% of fair market value to the other party.

"He has been gathering evidence that I am not a great mum because he wants my son."
First of all, it is not YOUR son.
wouldn't it be our son? does the child not belong just as much to the father.

but all I can say here is.. he can't gather evidence if there isn't any.
So, if there is no evidence you have nothing to worry about,, he can't prove what is false.

The only advice needed is..... get a good lawyer.


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 12:26 PM CST
kkitty wrote:
its not the size
its the way the snake wiggles


I wouldnt know, thats what the guys with small snakes saywave wink


boiled pancakes!


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 12:20 PM CST
gingerb wrote:
Sleeping with a boa constrictor


I thought women enjoyed a big snake!blushing


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Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 3:16 AM CST
very dark sunglasses at night



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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 3:11 AM CST
Breaking into prison


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 12:58 AM CST
Dont_Look_Now wrote:
I want holiday pay I drink coffee right before bed and then take a Simply Sleep to make me go to sleep


As long as you slept nakid... we forgive yousticking out tongue


I made instant coffee in a regular coffee maker!devil


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 12:54 AM CST
ariesgirl003 wrote:
I broke my phone today


Now that- is one hell of a lot of talking!

And didn't even call mecrying crying


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 12:48 AM CST
Arlene101 wrote:
I just CANNOT do anything I am told to do. I can handle a suggestion but if I was told not to jump into a alligator pit---I would.


DON'T DO IT... DON'T DO IT!!rolling on the floor laughing


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 12:47 AM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
I leave the cap off the toothpaste all the time...Why??????????Because I can.....


And I would bet that you squeeze the middle of the tube!frustrated

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