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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:34 PM CST

lusciousmile wrote:

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:30 PM CST

lusciousmile wrote:

You guys are disgusting.

Hello

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:25 PM CST

A biker walked into a nun on the street, he tells her... You know,, we have a lot in commom..... shocked.. she replies " How is that?"
biker says " Im a bit of a superior Mother myself!"

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:23 PM CST

jbibiza wrote:

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.

Thought you were going to say his P.......... fell off

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:14 PM CST

j_goose wrote:

how many, r?

screw it,,, let her cook in the dark

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:12 PM CST

How many men does it take to change a lightbuld?

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:06 PM CST

Fallenangel74 wrote:

My daughter came up with that one!

Your kids are scary!!!

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:05 PM CST

I know I was an unwanted child........... Every time I go to my mom house she still chases me around with a coat hanger!

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 1:59 PM CST

Why does a female paratrooper wear a jock strap?
So she don't whistle on the way down!

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 1:55 PM CST

Put all of your eggs in one basket.....
Its better than carrying them in your pockets!

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 12:29 AM CST

nomindgames wrote:

2 tckets to Vienna and 1 has a note clipped to it says nomindgames ticket.

A chicken foot with a not: spell... all of des hair falls out!

oh crap... it worked!

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 12:25 AM CST

I think Gilly grew arms and legs and started breathing air and left the Ocean??!

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 12:11 AM CST

Rickster wrote:

The name and phone number of the C.S. Mod that deleted the last “Truth or Dare” thread.

A switchblade comb!

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 12:06 AM CST

desmond wrote:

Yes founf Blue eyes number in your pocket

A vodoo doll of me wit du arm twisssted buckwerds,, no wundir I can''t ~~tpye~~ type

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 12:02 AM CST

irishlass45 wrote:

oh look! I found a yawn it's been fun,nite ya'll

Nite!!

Thats really bad! found a yawn in my pants...Im crushed

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 12:00 AM CST

shipoker55 wrote:

actually, many have died and spoke about it. Or at least that is their claim. In fact a major drug company now has a commercial featuring a woman who claims that she was brought back to life.

A book is on the market from a man who claims to have been dead for an hour and a half. A claim supported by EMTs and Drs.

Note....I did not say I believed these stories.

LOL.. I want one that is pronounced dead to tell me,, then I will believe it

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 11:37 PM CST

blue_eyed_blonde wrote:

ummmm...there empty, only found holes...

rice from the last wedding she went to!

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 11:36 PM CST

AudrysSis wrote:

LOL, well everyone is welcome to pick my pockets as well, but consider yourself warned... You might not like the smell of the dried liver dog treats in my pocket...

In her coat pocket: ski mask and a gun!

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 11:31 PM CST

constanza wrote:

republican party membership card

triple A card

organ donor card

membership to the exclusive local golf club

none of the above....LOL

In her pocket: can air fog horn

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 11:25 PM CST

Can only guess..............
No one has ever died and spoke about it..LOL

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