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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 7:57 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
A young Chinese couple got married. The bride was a virgin.

Truth be told, he was a virgin too, but she didn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowered naked under the sheets as her husband undressed in the darkness.
He climbed into bed next to her and tried to be reassuring.

"My darring," he whispered, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want; I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. So...whatchu want?" he asked, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hoped would impress her.

A thoughtful silence followed and he waited patiently (and eagerly) for her answer.

She eventually shyly whispered back, "I want to try someting I have heard
about from other girrs... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence ensued..........

Eventually, in a puzzled tone, the young bridgegroom asked, "You want Garlic Chicken with Steam Vegable?"


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 5:28 PM CST
As soon as you see the whites of their eyes..........SHOOT! LMAO
rolling on the floor laughing
JK


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 5:27 PM CST
was wondering why the cam was so high..
I could'nt take one from height,, bald spot would outshine from falsh..

thinking...
How the heck did the dog get up there?


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 5:17 PM CST
AGoodManIsMe wrote:
the person above me was rasqumby Looks to me he is thinking As you can see not only am I funny but proud of who I am and I am educated all in one.


Have I got this spy cam set right?


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
dus evry thread ned to becum sum kind of smartass fighting contest?

(not a comment to above pic)


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 4:55 PM CST
bodleing wrote:
Glasgow


Where did that squirl go?


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 4:45 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
Simple.... wistful...!!


volkswagons do float.. thank God!sticking out tongue


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 4:23 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
Whoooaaa... I thought mine was fairly interesting?? Rollerskates?? Yes, of course.... just put them on at the top of these stairs, will ya??!!

Ooooops.... there he goes!!


Hey.... STOP pushing! LOL

"I thought mine was fairly interesting??"
wuz jus a genrul komunt sticking out tongue

Would you cause your partner bodily harm?___________________
(fer the life insurance)

wow!


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 4:16 PM CST
Your scent captures my heart
Your beauty captures my soul
just one kiss and I'm your's forever!

for the right one when she comes along!

( I've got to do less daydreaming!)kiss


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 4:06 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
My only question really would be:

Would you be prepared to reside in the west wing whilst I am in the east wing?? (We can meet up on alternate Tues, Thurs and Sun).

1. I don't want him getting under my feet now, do I?
2. The wine cellar is in the east wing!! Get yer mitts off.....!!


As long as I am allowed a pr of roller skates!

After this thread is done.. I will populate the applications,, one for men, one for women and will add them to the end.

Come on buds.. lets get some more interesting questions to add.


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 4:01 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
in a way but not in terms of money


Ok girl.... Spill the beans!
We want the gritty details conversing


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 3:58 PM CST
trish123 wrote:
there has to be a joke about Monika here somewhere

I like the sound of Obama myself


I'm sure Hillary don't have a spottless backgroung either.

just has a better dry cleaner!
sorry off topic.. I always have to get a joke in somewherebartender


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 3:54 PM CST
hrt4lse wrote:
Are you allergic to cats -Love cats, they taste just like ckicken
Are you able to handle "honey do" lists - I know where the trash can is!
How are your handyman skills - See profile pic..LOL

Will I be the most important person in your life - can't say yet

Will you be faithful - 150 percent

Will you be honest - 150 percent

Will you make sure we have fun- Will you?


Balance in checking / savings?____________________

Are you willing to relocate?_______________________

Are you on birth control?_________________________

How do you feel about the human race's place in the Universe?_____
blondes.... do not answer last question!sticking out tongue


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 3:43 PM CST
wow-
The ignore got more votes than Hillary!!
we will see tomorrow,, I think she is going down!(so to speak)
professor


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 3:29 PM CST
"tornado warning-mindfful blows"

Always great to have the good and bad news in the title name!sticking out tongue

live in Tornado alley here.. don't need warnings.. we always know they are coming with the storms.

Dangerous things,, CYA girl
scold


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 3:23 PM CST
I don't know where thie was published but I think I will wait til the jury comes in on this one.
She was a train wreck before he came into the picture.confused


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 12:49 PM CST
Slenderblonde wrote:
Some part of the Bible says that 'life' begins when the circulatory system (blood circulation) begins to work (not a direct quote)

I think thats at about 8 weeks after conception


I think you might have confused the Bible with Dr spocks book!rolling on the floor laughing


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 12:41 PM CST
Please list all perscribed or not,
medications you are currently taking___________________________
Please list all perscribed or not,
medications you have taken in the last 10 years__________________
add a seperate page if needed.

peace


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 12:10 PM CST
"Do you have life insurance ___________ "
rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 5, 2008, 11:52 AM CST
dexnij_de_amor wrote:
me?
on my back with closed eyes

LOL,, if you sleep with your eyes open.... I would be sleeping on the couch!sticking out tongue


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