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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 3:18 AM CST
langleygirl wrote:
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
I found boobs......what to do know!Lol ................................... he's certainly having his moments ...... wonder how he'd be with a real woman? All thumbs???


All Boobs are not created equal!!

Especially when they have 400 pounds behind thembarfing

Run Forrest run!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>super


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 3:14 AM CST
In response to:

I'm over her, now what?


Dang if that title isn't misleading!!!

I thought.. dang,, if you need that much instruction........ may as well give up nowrolling on the floor laughing




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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 3:11 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
I found boobs......what to do know!


You must be flustered,, Having trouble with englishdunno rolling on the floor laughing


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 3:09 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
165 veiws and only 27 post...........
I was sleepy but I think I'll be up for a while!


But isn't it much easier to type with both handsuh oh!


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 3:07 AM CST
Dont_Look_Now wrote:
I certainly don't want THAT kind of attention


Hey girl, read the title of the threadrolling on the floor laughing

But at least I didn't tell you to charge for itwink

But hey........ Honestly. a little extra cash never hurts!!!yay


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 3:05 AM CST

2 or 3 !!! she must be Chinese!grin


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 3:03 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Another easy one.

Put a red light in the front bedroom window or maybe even in the front porch light. will get you some activity before you have to go to work.

Then go to church on Sundays wearing a really short mini skirt!

If that don't work....
in all of your free time.. walk around town in chaps with no jeans underneath!!!

If that also fails.....
You might want to shower out in your front yard with cold water


Or you can just move to Missouri!!!
Hint Hintpeace


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 3:02 AM CST
Dont_Look_Now wrote:
Ok, Rasgumby...here's what I need advice on: "Working 3rd shift and with no social life to speak of....how do I end up not ending up being that crazy spinster woman down the street we all hear about?"


Another easy one.

Put a red light in the front bedroom window or maybe even in the front porch light. will get you some activity before you have to go to work.

Then go to church on Sundays wearing a really short mini skirt!

If that don't work....
in all of your free time.. walk around town in chaps with no jeans underneath!!!

If that also fails.....
You might want to shower out in your front yard with cold wateryay


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 2:55 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
She is all gone now...c.s.. musthave seen her too...


Still there, but I don't think they will be for long


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:59 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
i like the way you think....


Always glad to give some bad advice...grin


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:55 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
it won't fit...

AND NO MEANS YES AND YES MEANS NO>>>>


Bull Chips!!laugh

No means yes and yes means yes_ and if she slaps you it means... I want you right now!!rolling on the floor laughing


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:53 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Just ask him if he has per gerbils!


Pet... oops


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:52 AM CST
Sienne wrote:
No idea. I certainly haven't been able to figure it out. Good luck with that. And post back if you find out how it's done.


Just ask him if he has per gerbils!rolling on the floor laughing


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:46 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Ummm, ok.

How do I get a guy to understand that no means no and yes means yes?


Thats an easy one.. never say NO!!!
Just spread em right there on the floor no matter where you are!
No more misunderstandings!!!cheering


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:44 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
ok brb will go tryit....


If that don't work,, you might want to try the entire orange up your bottom!thumbs up shock


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:39 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Be honest, tell her how you really feel. That you want to f*** her brains out. That's always a good ice breaker.


Tell us your problems so we can help destroy your life also!laugh


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:38 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
Show her your package and you won't be shy no more....I have a very itchy rectum...what is the deal???


Just rub some orange juice on it and it will feel just fantastic!!devil


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:37 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Be honest, tell her how you really feel. That you want to f*** her brains out. That's always a good ice breaker.


thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing That usually works honestly!

I could just say... would you show me your tits?!
or like some of the threads here.. just walk up to a gal I don't know and ask her..

Do you like anal?grin


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:32 AM CST
Tell Us your problems... Myself and others will tell you how to really screw up your life.. Just in case you haven't already figured out how to do it yourself!!rolling on the floor laughing

Heres my first problem...

I am shy when I first meet a gal.. How can I overcome this?


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:24 AM CST
Be nice.......... Here goes.rolling on the floor laughing
Sometimes I just word things wrong!

I once saw a very attractive girl in the grocery store....
When she got close to me, I said to her " you have a face that would stop a clock"
I couldn't understand till later why she got so angry.dunno

I should have said......" You are so Beautiful... Its like time standing still"wink


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