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Maggie May - Rod Stewart 1971...Sorry I'm moving out of just 1970..It's too hard to just stick to one year....

chorus I love you,I love you, I love you!

Oh, Please tell me, please tell me, you love me too!

I'll keep waiting and wondering until you do!

I love you.I love you I love you!

These are such pretty words, and by you, they'll just go unheard..

And if the words should find their mark..

Maybe, they will pierce you heart!

chorus I love you, I Love you, I love you!

Oh,Please tell me, please tell me , you you love me too!

I'll keep waiting and wondering until you do!

I love you, I love you, I love you!

dialog Have you noticed that every time we pass by, ..

Something deep inside,something I just can't hide, something big enough to burn..

And if you can feel. then you can tell,what is burning, is hotter..

Then any fire could begin to warm.

So darling can't you see..

To say the least, you mean the world to me!

And every day, my love will grow..

The only thing is, you don't know!

chorus I love you, Ilove you, I love you!

Oh tell me, please tell me you love me too!

I'll keep waiting and wondering until you do!

I loveyou, I love you, I love you!

end I love you, I love you, I love you

One of the best love songs that Elvis never recorded!

FIRST THE WOMEN:

* 40-ish ............... 49
* Adventurer.....Has had more partners than you ever will
* Athletic.......................Flat-chested
* Average looking.......... Ugly
* Beautiful..................... Pathological liar
* Contagious smile......... Bring your penicillin
* Educated ................... College dropout
* Emotionally secure....... Medicated
* Feminist....................... Fat; a ball buster
* Free spirit.................... Substance user
* Friendship First......... Trying to live down a reputation as a slut
* Fun........................... Annoying & Talks A Lot
* Gentle ..................... Comatose
* Good listener ........... Borderline autistic
* New-age ....................Body Piercing &/or Tattoos
* Old-fashioned ........... Lights out, missionary position only
* Open-minded ............. Desperate
* Outgoing.................... Loud
* Passionate.................. Loud
* Poet..................... .....Depressive schizophrenic
* Professional...............Aggressive &/or Overbearing
* Redhead.................... Shops the Clairol section
* Reubenesque..............Fat
* Romantic.................. Looks better by candlelight
* Voluptuous............... Grossly Fat
* Weight proportional to height......Watch Out!!
* Wants soulmate..........One step away from stalking
* Widow...................... Nagged first husband to death
* Young at heart.......... Toothless crone

THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST:

* 40-ish...................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
* Athletic................Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
* Average looking...Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back
* Educated..............Will always treat you like an idiot
* Free Spirit............ Sleeps with your sister
* Friendship first..... As long as friendship includes touching & nudity.
* Fun........................Good with a remote and a six pack
* Good looking.........Arrogant
* Honest....................Pathological liar
* Huggable................Overweight, more body hair than a buffalo
* Likes to cuddle.......Insecure, overly dependent
* Mature ...................Until you get to know him
* Open-minded..........Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
* Physically fit............I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
* Poet....................... Has written on a bathroom stall
* Spiritual.................. Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
* Stable..................... Occasional stalker, but never arrested

I thought they were cute.........

a drink...a cigarette...stop to buy condoms...O.K., ready to go!!

Maybe the Jets will play better.

It is Not sex said Clinton.
Anyone today saying this is called; pulling a Clinton.

Watched a talk show hostess talking to teenagers, about oral.
Yep we all do it, but it is Not sex.
One kid told that he started at age nine.
The hostess asked how/where did you learn this at age nine?

I think oral is one of the most intimate acts I can think off.
If this is Not sex, than what is it?

I just changed my calendar from May to July.......Isnt that like time warp or something?

I wore a sock with a hole in the heel today..

I also added salt to the low sodium pizza that I had for dinner..

I'm telling ya..... I'm living on the wild side today!!!

How about you?

corp.welfare for some?

I know the God you speak of.
He has done the same for me and many of my friends.
He delivered me from meth 20 years ago.
He loved me when no one else would.
He is my life and I love Him more than anything!
He is my Everything!!!

I pray you will meet the girl He has chosen for you.
Do not settle for anything less than what your heart desires.

I thank God for what He is doing in your life!!!
HL

Yes.......... WELFARE for all.....

You also missed out "all of the above"

i think kc&rams,better know as chefs&lambs,play rugby lol.ill,just watch the season,in shame w/ the lames.

fixed

One of the GIANT lies (that the FED is a government entity) being swallowed whole by the masses.

I've often thought that if certain truths about the USG were well-known by the general public there would be a revolution...

God Bless all lost on 9/11,, God Bless the world.

When the first one gets done with a guy in divorce court, the other 3 don't want him.

Of course, everything's our fault.

Has everybody lost their frickin minds?