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Used to play golf a lot, wasnt much good. normally finished around 30 over par, How about you ?

ok and what about people that are not nudist and go cut their hair to a nudist hair salon i am sure that poor guy have alot of dirty thoughts have a nude woman there in front of him tamptation will be there of course and if i remember it's 5$ or 10$ more to touch her boobs for the cut

I think its easy for people without the drug addiction to sit there and cast judgement.

Sod

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"
In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.
He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"
The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.
In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.
The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

University Final Exam

The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class was sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on.
"I finished the exam in half an hour. But," she said, "I am rechecking my answers!!!"

OK everyone I have got to go to bed I have to get up for work in the morning, and work a double.
You all have a great night! Shy if you want them, batteries are in the top left drawer in the kitchen help your self!
Night Everyone It's been fun !

you know how des can be he gets to flirting and loses track of everyone around him right barry

Usually the ladies need C's
for... ummmm... well, you know

Sorry I was getting batteries

another round of drinks and shots where did Pwggy go I though she was going to sing for us all

Is the point to see how fast i will get drunk and do something stupid?