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A woman always caught record size fish!

A reporter asked how she did it.

She told him that she looked at her husbands penis while he was asleep.

If it was on the left side, she fished the left bank of the river...

if it lay on the right side she fished the right side.

The reported asked, "What do you do if it is sticking up!"

She said,"I keep myself at home!"


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If I was an olive. I would walk around with my pimentoe hanging out!




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You chicken plucker you!

Hab anutter drink an itll be OOOOOk!




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I read a car manaul once and they wanted me to screw a clamp on a water hose. There was no way to get to it. i quess thats why people hire mechanics....they have special tools I quess!




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Yooooooooou better be carefull..........


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Yup!


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I came closer to her as her body steamed from the hot shower as she stepped out.

I thrust my throbbing member forward and she dropped to her knees and held it gently in her hand.

My blue blood filled member was swollen, throbbing and waiting for her lips.

I cried,"Kiss it and make it better."

She said with her sexy hot breath,......

"This is twice this week you have hit your thumb with that hammer....poor baby!"

I said, "Sniff....yeah!"





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Them perverts are talking about banging a furnace on that other thread. Whats the world coming too!


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FURNACE BANGING????............my gosh...you gonna burn something! Get a date before you do!

Furnace banging.....how kinky can you get!


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I don't go for that kinky sex stuff. Tongue Twister??? ......did ya'll learn that from that Carmel sutra Book?


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Thank you all! I'll live through it........I did all the other stuff.......at least they say I did!



I gone now!




for all!


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Nope! its block,brick......I just need to fill up the ditch and build a shoulder up behind it. I made a damn of bricks and concrete before and raised the ditch up about 6 feet. (The damn let dirt settler behind it and fill back up the ditch.) The shoulder slid down and washed away.
i covered the shoulded with tarps and plywood and kept it dry so it won't soak and slide again.....and take my building sailing! I have about a week of sunshine to make some progress on it. Then I will see what the weather brings!


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Its just been let run down because of situation.....its a good old building In a darn good location......Someday it will bought by some chain outfit. Then I go take a nap for a week I bet.


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TY!


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I'll say this and go! (I have to work on a lease contract!.....wordperfect)



When life gives you lemons.................stuff them up the butt of the person who screwed up your order!


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The city won't do squat and the railroad won't either! I'll haul bricks and chunks of concret as I can and dirt as I can. I will order some dirt but I will have to wheel barrow it around there myself. I'll make it....I have no choice!




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