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Well! I quess I would take some sand, a palm tree, and a coconut. I don't know of anything else on an island that would be worth taken. Maybe I didn't understand the question right.


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Many deer hunters here will spend several hundreds of dollars for guns. There going to put meat on the table for winter. And they do about 75 dollars worth.

Fishermen say they same thing. I'm going to fill the freezer up with fish. Then give it away because it is to much trouble to clean.


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Well! as time pasted my father started doing all the shopping and he got himself nice tomatoes. Sometimes you have to eat ripe tomatoes for the sake of tolerance. The false logic is the thing I get tickled at.


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This man was going to quite work so he would not have such high income taxes to pay. He said he could not afford it. He had to be shown that it was better to work, pay taxes and have more money left over to feed his family. It took a lot of convincing though.


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My mother would serve over ripe tomatoes to my father. She did not want them to be wasted. Fine! But the firm nice tomatoes in the fridge are getting overripe while my father has to eat over ripe ones he does not like. He said how about throwing the over ripe ones out then forever he could eat good ones. No! thats wasteful. So he had to eat over ripe tomatoes for years.


Do you ever come across these kind of things. Do tell....spill it.


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Bisexual in when you have to pay for it. or is that BUYsexual.


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New baby on the way!

for mommy!


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There is a lady across town and she is tri-sexual.

They say she will try anything.


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I'll have Rob in my prayers. Keep your spirits up! My cousin had a lump as big as a baseball in his breast, they removed it and it was fine. Best wishes Rob. Len


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Happy Birthday to Chad.


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He he!


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You want to buy a bra?


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I want to sell bras.

I'll go knocking doors,

when the lady comes to the door I will take chalk and draw around each side and write the size on her fronts.

If she doesn't want a new bra then I will take both hands and erase the chalk marks.




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We could put all our false teeth in the middle of the floor and try to pull them to ourselves using our canes. Then we can try to remember what they are doing on the floor. The first one with them in their mouth is not.... not.....not...uh! What?




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Your a pretty lady. There are guys younger and older that would care about you. Children...it depends on the guy. The ones that are turn off by the thought...you don't need anyway. If a guy can love you, why can't he love your children also. Don't worry just find him he is out there.

Len


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Well! Your a pretty little stinker.


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Many stores have a sign that says OPEN on one side then CLOSED on the back.

Walk in and stand closed to the door and gawk at things.

Then see the back of the sign (CLOSED).

Then tell them you are sorry, that you did not know they where CLOSED and then walk out.


YES! I have dood it! Not in my home town though. I may be crazy but not stupid!


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I teased it. It bit me, so we are even.


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I did mot wanr to peek. So I havr my eyes closed. I?m not a touch tyoist.


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Oh! I guess it was 1976 about 8:33 P.M. on a Thursday.


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