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Arkansas Hillbilly's foot is on fire. His friends says " Your foot be on far." He replies. "Zeb...tell me which foot, you knowed I'm lazy."


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And we does got shoes and we don't go round bare footed....much. I don't even dip snuff.


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Two Hillbillys one says "Zeak, go out and see ifin itsa rainin."

The othern said,"Oh! Jeb, Lets jest call in the dog un see ifins he be wet."


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We is so glad for ya ta bees here. Watch out for the nutty one.


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Well! Buford the bull says.

"Why did the bull cross the road"

So he could stomp the snot out of that darn chicken that keeps sitting on my head and pooping on my back....the sorry little..


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There comes a time when loneliness is too much to endure. For those of the skill, you will must shut the heart down and put it aside. I was that way for quite sometime, with effort I opened it again. Now the time has come to shut down once again. When you have been lonely long enough you get used to it. I am one who knows.


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My Grandfather was at a stage show once.

There were two bald men sitting side by side.

My Grandfather kept looking that way and

saying he wanted to go meet Dolly Parton.


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I was at the zoo once by the elephant pen.

A man was writing something down and he was covered in elephant poo.

The man asked me how to spell womb, so I told him.

In a short voice he said,

"Not that one, I mean when an elephant f**ts."

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


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Too much is when you fall down and rock yourself to sleep getting up.


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My uncle almost died from a bald head.

He was a shoe salesman at a shoe store.

A very modest old woman came in for shoes.

As he placed the shoes on her feet,

she saw his bald head and thought it was her knee.

She kept covering his head up until he smothered.


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On the finger count over half of people skip eight eight because it is hard to say. They do this not knowing it. Then they go seven eight, NINE eight.......Then they have eleven fingers. Do it in person on them then they are even more likely to count eleven eight.

I have seen people count five or six times in total confusion.


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Yup! You dood it!


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I like that!


Count out loud on your fingers and add eight to it each time.

Like this: one eight, two eight, three eight...

Count each finger out LOUD using the other fingers to keep track.

See what happens.


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Late one evening, In an old farm house, In one room, all doors and windows locked, was found a dead man. He was hung by a rope around his kneck, his legs were 2 foot off the floor.(the cause of death.) There was nothing else in the room. On the floor which an old board floor was a drop or two of water and there was a small bed of coals in the fire place, it was evening. The man was a stubborn, but patient school science teacher. He had held class that morning but was not seen for the after noon classes. He loved puzzles and mysteries. A note was on the wall it was a suicide note that read. "How did I hang myself."


How did he!


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What a sad story!


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At 97 she was shot in the knee.


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Dolly Parton at the age of 97 is shot 2 Inches below her left breast. She does not die. Why!


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Dat makes Boris happy you be special felting. Boris is hunk! Oppski! Bart is hunk!


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Maybe they think your too much woman for just one guy.




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Hunky Hunky to you too! Like the new pics. Kissy!!!


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