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Excuse the hell out of me!!!!: click here to read the entire thread »

Already you have not coplied with your own rule.


Please CS let us have our silly pics!!!!: click here to read the entire thread »

I did not realize that this was a serious site, due to 90% of the crap that goes on here. I realize now this is a place to aguire dates by treating others crappy.

There are some that find friends and dates among the nonsense. I thought it would be good for someone who chooses not to post a pic to have the option of using another pic to seperate them from all the standard (CARTOONS). And to allow some additional humour to be added to those that like it.

I will be glad to do my part.

So, EXCUSE THE LIVING HELL OF OF ME. COUNT THEM (FIVE)


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Please! CS let us have our silly pics in our profile.

Please! We will wash them, feed and water them, walk them twice a day, and if they poop on the floor we will clean up after them. They won't be any trouble at all. Please, Please, Please!!!!


We was having fun with them.


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An old couple on a trip to relive their honeymoon, came to a cafe.

They go inside and recall their last visit there. The old woman

says " Don't you recall we went around back and we had sex against

the fence" The old mand said "Yes I do, Lets do it now". So they go

around the building. A police officer had heard their plans and for

their safety he followed them. He wacthed as the old couple have sex.

The officer was amazed at the long and wild sex they had. When the

old couple where leaving the officer said to the old man, Wow! That

was amazing, do ya'll work out. The old man said "No! last time that

was not an electric fence"


Ungrateful Husbands: click here to read the entire thread »

Hello! Froggy! I don't know a thing about what happened. But I'm willing to kiss and make up. I get them when I can.


I AM SORRY: click here to read the entire thread »

You could shop at Wal-mart a few hours for underwear where it is cool. They have snacks, bathrooms, hot and cold running women.....


Three Cheers For No Underwear: click here to read the entire thread »

Your ambedextr....oh! heck... you can use either hand well.


Which is your favorite, Door Bells or Knockers?: click here to read the entire thread »

Which is your favorite, Door Bells or Knockers?: click here to read the entire thread »

We need to check this out. I'll look at all the knockers here. You can watch them there. That way we can keep abreast of the situation.


Which is your favorite, Door Bells or Knockers?: click here to read the entire thread »

oops! spelling gremlin snuck in!


Which is your favorite, Door Bells or Knockers?: click here to read the entire thread »

The new knockers sit right up and stick out. The old antique ones are flat hang down real fair. Have ya'll even noticed that.


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Nope! New one!


Which is your favorite, Door Bells or Knockers?: click here to read the entire thread »

I think it is time for a new thread.


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This whole thread has been innocent. It is those dirty minds that get me in trouble.


Which is your favorite, Door Bells or Knockers?: click here to read the entire thread »

Jackie will like that one.


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Thats ok! Moms are like that, Yes they are.


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of course what else!


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Door bells are ok.

I like the ones that go ping pong ping.

I have heard that Jackie (Cutelittledevilsmomma) prefers ding dong.


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I went to the hardware store. The lady there has nice knockers. I

could look at them all day. She has big ones, small ones, med. size

ones. If a lady thinks her knockers are not big enough, then she can

get new ones. Sometimes men come there and look at the knockers.

Some men will buy new knockers for their wives. I have watched and

for the most part men like the bigger knockers.


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