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Posted: Aug 27, 2006, 8:00 AM CST
House keeper!

It won't take long to clean my house.

Then I could chase her around the house and to catch her won't take long either.rolling on the floor laughing


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Posted: Aug 27, 2006, 7:38 AM CST
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Ms seeks able partner

Mighty sexy and pretty. (flirt, flirt)grin


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Posted: Aug 27, 2006, 7:36 AM CST
If a person is blocked maybe they can have a friend send a flower in thier name ( one time ) to try to make it right.

Good Morning! Paws! have a good day.


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Posted: Aug 27, 2006, 7:06 AM CST
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Most
Sex
Awfully
Pathetic


(Story of my life )

Might see a professional. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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Posted: Aug 27, 2006, 7:00 AM CST
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Posted: Aug 27, 2006, 6:55 AM CST
Businessman: "Yes! This Bob! He's M.S.A.P." (MY SORRY A** PARTNER)


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Posted: Aug 27, 2006, 6:52 AM CST
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 11:17 PM CST
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 11:08 PM CST
Ok! we have the letters what the heck can it stand for.

My shirts aweful purdy.

My sister ain't purdy.

Must shake a** promptly


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Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 10:41 PM CST
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Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 10:34 PM CST
Didn't we do this already!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Happy Birthday! Rob Now don't lose this one.rolling on the floor laughing


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Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 9:49 PM CST
A humble man was John. He was humble in his ways and the things he owned. John was a junk dealer. He did not have much in life but he owed no one. His home was filled with the things found and bought in the junk he worked at so long.

Over the years John had developed an eye for pretty things and collected them in his modest home. But poor John was a lonely man without a wife to love and cherish. No one wanted a man that deals in junk.

One day John saw a lady moving into a small broken house. He drove by the house to see a woman trying to set up living quarters for herself and her little girl. John stopped and inquired if he could be of assistance. She burst into tears and sat on the floor. John assured her that it would all be ok. She had no money and no food. All they had was the clothes on their backs.

John went home and loaded his truck with all they would need. There was furniture of the best he had. There were pretty things from his home and appliances of like new filled with all the food needed for weeks. He filled her hand with cash and said "Good day, mam." She said, "I can not pay you sir." John smiled and said, "There is no bill, mam."

The lady got a job and soon was able to take care of her self and her little girl. If something was needed it appeared at the door without a word from anyone. But, she knew who had left it there.

The lady tried to repay John, each time he would say "There is no bill, mam". She would talk with John everyday she could. She would walk with him and they would talk of their lives and the dreams each had for the future.

One day she took John's hand and said "John...Will you marry me?"
And John cried and with tears on his cheeks said, "Mam...How can I ever repay you for loving this lowly junk man. She kiss him softly and said, "John...There is no bill."

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Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 4:52 PM CST
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Oh Len trust you! Thank you but two of me would be unbelievable.
I agree, my heart couldn't stand it.grin


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Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 4:50 PM CST
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In the episode where Roger Corby was making robots........a robot Kirk used the line " Shut up, Mr. Spock, I'm sick of your half breed interference. "

This made Spock realize who the real Captain Kirk was.
Are you a Trekkie in the buff.....I mean a Star Trek buff.....my mind wandered.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 4:46 PM CST
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I agree, I have no worries about this site it is too big and global but the local site that I have joined is precisely that Spanish with links to my city which is small.
What your twin sister does is not your problem. (Get It)rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 4:38 PM CST
Spock was such a know it all.
I wish Capt. Kirk would have told him just once

"I wish you would shut your Vulcan mouth."grin


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Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 7:09 AM CST
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<----Loves a man to have chest hair!
Hairy!grin


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Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 6:41 AM CST
I guess I will just play with the mouse sticky traps. Wonder if they remove hair.






Darn!!!!!! That hurt!




Nope!blushing


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Posted: Aug 26, 2006, 12:41 AM CST
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so get in my closet and help me excerise
( going back to the closet)


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