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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 9:44 PM CST
Yup! after it got wet and limp......she spit. there went my gum. i paid good money for that gum and it lost its flavor. what if they made flavor drops to put on it. maybe she would have chewed on it longer and I would feel better.


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 9:41 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
I wish they made chewing gum that kept it flavor longer.


it seems like it would make more people buy it.dunno


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 9:36 PM CST
druidess6308 wrote:
Oh, my....have you guys solved the riddles of the world yet? I'm lovin' this!

Hmmm....Dusty, I thought I heard that they take the middle out of pasta this way to make the spaghetti, then cut up the other pieces and curve them a bit to make the macaroni...

I wonder which version is right?



versions.....we not talking about sex yet! Keep your mind out of the gutter! D'oh!


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 9:32 PM CST
If i had a brother i wouldn't want to date him either!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




sticking out tongue


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 6:45 PM CST
Dusty45 wrote:
*This will have to be a story that is explained and passed down by others here, too.......

Once upon a time the were three bare bears.
Momma bare bear
Poppa bare bear
and Baby bare bear...





Oh! doody a story!popcorn


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 6:38 PM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
Damn,that Title sounds like Dengue-Fever or the Flu.


its what you get when there is an election and you don't give a snot!


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 6:37 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
What, no poll???? I was wondering how Europe would vote.



We sold the poll we had to a place in germany.....I hope he likes it there.


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 6:35 PM CST
GirlInTx wrote:
Cus it's too damn cold in Jersey during the winter?



Its warmer in Arkansas!grin


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 6:33 PM CST
Your right! Like all the way in New Jersey.



I trade you two Arky girls for one good NJ gal!grin


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 6:30 PM CST
If time changes too fast.....you might need a new battery in you clock.professor


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 6:27 PM CST
how comed all the five dollar words. Don't you know the economee is tight.grin


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 6:24 PM CST
Go brousing and leave your face everywhere. Some may look back. Show more leg......lol.....you might get a biker chick.


Get you face out there!

iF that don't work put up a picture of money.....thats what I do. (p.s. don't take a close picture or they will see its play money.....trust me I know!)grin


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 6:17 PM CST
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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 6:07 PM CST
Dusty45 wrote:
Tiny little people cut up chunks of pasta, then they cooked up the chunks of this stuff. When it was ready and cooked well enough, a couple of these tiny little people straightened out a paperclip so that they could sorta ream out the middle of the pasta chunks. They had to get their tiny little plungers to push out that middle piece of pasta. They took their tiny little hands to form what we call macaroni. They made a LOT of this stuff, packaged it and are selling it. That very middle section that the tiny little people plunged out of the macaroni is the very spagetti that is also packaged up and sold separately.

*of course they had to connect those tiny little sections of middle macaroni together to make long strands of spagetti.

They enjoyed their tiny little jobs and felt that it was as relaxing as, say, knitting.



And they lived happly everafter.....amen!

Now tell me bout the three bares.....daddy,momma and baby nudist!grin


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 8:55 AM CST
RAYSALAF wrote:
At last someone else who thinks about the really big problems in life,- I thought it was just me. I'd thought about trying it before boiling them but wasn't sure...What do you reckon?




I think it would be a soggy macaroni necklace.rolling on the floor laughing




wow! We may have a new craft project item......we get rich!!!dancing banana


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 8:52 AM CST
I think waking up Happy is up to the other dwarfs.grin I take my smart ass and go now!grin


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Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 8:49 AM CST
DazzleYou wrote:
Ever wonder how brake companies offer a warranty on their brakes for the lifetime of your car, but if the brakes fail, isn't that the lifetime of your car?





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