Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 3:24 PM CST
No Toilet Paper
>> >
>> > Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were
>> > very faithful and loving wives.
>> > However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
>> on the Bacardi Breezers.
>> >
>> > Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they
>> needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
>> >
>> > One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she
>> thought she would take off her panties and use them.
>> >
>> > Her friend, however was wearing a rather
>> expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She
>> was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
>> with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
>> >
>> > After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
>> >
>> > The next day one of the women's husbands was
>> concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was
>> still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said,
>> "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
>> My wife came home with no panties!!"
>> >
>> > That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with
>> > a card stuck to her rear end that said.....
>> >
>> > "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
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