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whats your favorite kind of music. mines a variety. birds chirping ,is that considered music?

Jesus... uhmm.. what is that??

Now a JOKE to offend everyone:

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of
nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as
you might expect, a shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted
islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things
have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless
ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and
started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor
store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman
pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of
suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly
complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism;
how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of
fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how
sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last
boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than
they do; but how her relationship with her mother is
improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't
raining.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and
South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex
is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the
first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied
because at least the English aren't getting laid either.

Hi every one and merry xmas from Australia. Its already 4.39pm xmas day so weve done most of our celebrating and over eating. Hope you all find peace and comfort and thank you all for sharing your lives on cs

Thanks, Rob. Merry Christmas to you!

Will you have a little time off now?

Merry Christmas to you rob. Christmas equals = love. Yes.
Kat

I was wondering if you were still around....Merry Christmas...you little munchkin!!!

hey do you not use them all the time

leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg Christmas..can I met you between the holidays?

its the first part of my phone number, it was the only thing i could thik of at the time and now it cantbe changed.

im off now ive got a bit of a head ache so im going to lie down.
have a good night ya-ll see you tomorrow.

How come? And that emoticon is all I can take with its jaw dropping!!LOL!

LOL! NO - that was directed to cardsfan - just a silly private joke! Not for real!
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