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3 things will be hard!!

1) Swarf in the eyes all week and managed to avoid breaking any fingers or going blind at work.

2) I've successfully managed not to get a lit firework hit me up the arse today.

3) The beer in the fridge will now be cold.

I'll ponder some more and i'm bound to come up with something!!


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It's one of the best places in the world where you can still test a nuclear weapon without affecting the area....Ryhl on a friday night looks like the USAF bombed it after all the pubs kick out.

I can think of the next place for sure to test fuel air bombs.....Bedford (my sister lives there) and Blackpool.

If you blew up Blackpool in late november nobody would notice for a few months.

The term "dump" just doesnt do Blackpool enough justice.....


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Lol..it might be a fleeting visit as ive been drinking and i might go too far and get myself removed.

Maybe i can find a sword wielding maniac with no personality to try to take the high ground against me? Jesus it could be a short return visit.



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My presence was requested...i'll say that.

Some people must like the twaddle i chrn out with no appreciable effort put in at my end.

It's a sad state of affairs when a member cant be shown to be a complete muppet and have the piss ripped out of them and then managed to get their account deleted!

Email me the photo, i could use a laugh!

Suitable subjects will get a good Robbieing.....a bit like the turkey humping the crap out of GWB this week in wednesdays newspaper.


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I'd just lure them on a lottery ticket basis from the nearest kfc, and if the met the criteria, whack on the head.....thrown in a sack and then relocated.....to somewhere really grim. like north wales....and build a high fence so they cant get back out.

Oh and make sure their all sterilised!! Or shot, whatever is easiest.


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Some people still behave like chimps, in fact go to the nearest fast food restaurant and you'll see worse specimens than would be fed to the lions in the Roman arena.

If our society is evolving its going backwards, not forwards.

Political correctness encourages people to behave and espouse sensiments that are clearly garbage, proving that even chimps are higher on the social scale than a fair proportion of people that frequent well known fast food eateries.

You can spot them easily, hoodie, cap on, dog outside, talks like a 50 cent wannabee and eats a burger with his toes.

The planet needs a cull, either that or the human race has had it.


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People without conviction, and i don't mean a list off driving offenses.

Brain dead, or at least the ability to be able to hold a conversation without using the term "at the end of the day".

Dullards, its fine not having an IQ of 175, but if you cant eat a meal without making a mess, fall about all over the place, burp, break wind and behave like a friend of George Micheal then its unlikely i'll invite you round for a beer.

Actually i'm more likely to point you towards the nearest dumpster, and say "Roll in that crap and have a free makover".

I love mail from Russian women especially when they give me a gmail addy in their first mail saying how much they like me........oh yes, i'm always down Western Union sending off money for visas, but somehow these people always manage never to arrive.

Anyone would think i was being targeted by scam artists, if i weren't so cynical


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Come on "M" admit in public you like George Bush.....and do it without bursting into laughter or trying to hit me with a tea towel.


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I wonder if any Americans saw the cartoon picture in the "sport" newspaper where a turkey was having sex with George W?

I have to say it was one of the funniest things ive found in a newspaper in a very long time, the people on the radio at the time cried with laughter when they saw it during the Obama luv in special.

Personally i know someone who likes his confidence, but dear must people are like me and would like to see him assaulted by a turkey.

In fact i see a business oportunity to get him doing a tour attacked by wild animals.I think it would make a fortune.


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Yeah. they passed from me to the cats and annoyed the living daylights out of them.

As you can imagine i'm trying to convey what a fine specimen of humanity i am to all the stalkers/obsessives/scamartists and lunatics......even they won't want fleas.....so thats my theory to adoid them from now on.

I must be due another attempted lunatic trying to get into my life any day now.


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The secreet service will pick him up apon entry to the states, hes clearly obsessed with him, and might be a danger to himself or anything else with plastic cutlery.


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My flea treatment worked as well, i no longer have fleas...............


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Cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No i'm rid of the degenerate dollop of cow poop i can concentrate on something productive, which right now is trying to drink myself to death


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You'll have to move to the states now to officially carry forward your mancrush on this poor individual.

Now he's elected of course you'll need a new stream of threads on something else other than singing praise for a man you've never even met.

Blind faith is a dangerous thing, but blind faith with obsession and a case of manlove is deeply worrying to me!!


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I've got rid of my nephew at long last to my last bloodsucker is gone.

Soon i'll be able to study for my exams, and then move on with my life once again.


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Blame Rose of sharon, she wrote to the mods to get mu suspension lifted!

It's a matter of time before some slimeball takes deliberate offense at something i'll say to get me banned!

I say do it now if you have nothing better to do with your sad lives (the the numpty would consider it).

My money is on an insecure, braindead cretin with little or no discernable personality.

That narrows the field...a bit


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Here's another, although my business just went the pan, it gives me plenty of time while doing my second job to scratch my head and wonder would i have been better off drinking my own piss and doing naked handstands in the town centre to get committed to the nearest asylum.

After all, free meals, heating, and no bloody stalkers in there...possibly.


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Here's a definate plus...my cats use the litter tray.

It could be so much worse as ones on the bed and i know how much hes eaten.


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I'm an equal opportunity idiot.

I have the piss taken out of me by most kinds of people.

For some reason people seem to mistake me being polite for being a push over, which in some cases i am, but i have put a stop to that.

Well, it remains to be seen if anyone else tries to take lberties with me, but i'm unlikely to give them the opportunity.


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Mine is rather Ironic considering my life.I came into the world in january 1968 on the same day the Vietcong started the Tet offensive..

Had i mean a year younger i could have found something happier....like the launch of the Beatles "Yellow Submarine".


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