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The post was in Siberia, though we have some new moggies in the street here non are the size of tigers...the biggest one is sat next to me on a pillow.....poor old puss doesn't like fireworks and he probablt senses i feel sad and can see the beer bottles accruing, so hes keeping an eye on me.


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Oh. i remembered stopping a man about to start a football game with a hedgehog.....and pulled an epileptic fisherman out of a river before he drowned.

I help stranded people o a regular basis......last one was on the way back from Malta, where a fellow traveller was stranded at Luton Airport, and needed to get to london.......so i drove him to his front door.....and i was a complete stranger i sat next to on a plane.

I live my life simply, if i can help i will.



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Well as it happens i was due to see him today, and i got a call to say she wasn't going to make it because it was raining and she doesn't like driving in the rain.

So i've resorted to sorting out my music server and trying to obliterate my senses with alcohol to get past the disappointment.

When they go to Canada i'm going to fall to bits and probably wont ever see my son again.I certainly won't have the opportunity to have a proper relationship with him.




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Well i was going to take a post to train people to stop poaching Tigers.

It's something i'd seriously consider if the phone rang as lifes a bit of a bind at this end at the minute.

It's something really useful i would like to do for society, as well as delivering the message personally to every poacher i caught.

Let's say they would regret it, bitterly.


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Mine is simple, though my life has been somewhat of a rollercoaster, which normal people frankly have been unable to or unwilling to go on while i clatter through lifes journey bumping into objects and slowly becoming a shadow of a person i should have been!

Recently i was delivered another blow, my ex told me she was moving to Canada with my son, so bar the web and holidays in Canada i will not see my own child grow up or blossom.

Let's say i'm only mildly heartbroken.


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I go out of my way to help people, but usually it comes back to haunt you.

I still do it, and i still get in trouble and abused for it.

I can't even count how many people i've quietly given advice too, money, lifts, goods and services and of course my time.

Only thing i won't chuck away now is whats left of my dignity, which isn't much.

Someone who knows me very well has a partner who is a professional psychologist, and he discussed how on earth i foun myself in the position i am now knowing how bright intelligent and focused/driven he remembered me.

When i told him what happened to me his jaw dropped and he needed more alcohol.....god knows what his wife made of it!!


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You just know i'd visit on the worst PMT day in history and be pelted with rocks as soon as i walked through the front door.


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Sarcasm is often misunderstood.....what can i say.But then irony and sarcasm are always misunderstood.

That's why sometimes British humour doesnt travel well.

That said, who cares


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My real names quasimodo.....but somehow the camera broke when the lese was pointed in my direction.

I'm technically an ugly fecker...lol


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You must be joking......a room full of women would be a nightmare for me.

It wouldn't be a case of finding the one who i thought was the most attractive, oh no....not in my case...it would turn into a nagfest where all the women got together to nag the living piss out of me why the harem hadn't been repainted, why the cushions were flat and why the toilet seat was cold.

You find a harem for me and we'll test my theory...i bet i get nagged to death.


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My shingles are much better, but the hemmeroids are now playing up.

The facial warts are improving but the flea outbreak is a little difficult to deal with as the lepracy makes it hard to scratch properly as ive only two thumbs and three fingers left.

The alopicia has flaired up but the herpes is here to stay.

That and all my teeth fell out.....and i'm bankrupt.

My personality is still nice though, and we all know that goes a long way.


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Cant we change the question to "what member would you like to see put in a hessian sack and thrown off the bridge into the river, at night ...with no risk of jail time"

My vote definately goes to someone in Sri Lanker....


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If all else fails find an inflatable partner thats machine washable.

Less arguements, you can make as much mess around the place whenever you want and can of course be in the pub all night long and come home wanting sex and wont have to worry about waking up the mrs.

There has to be a silver lining to any cloud, so look at the positives....


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Shame nobody gave the dog something nice as a bribe for sinking his teeth into George W's ass during one of his speeches.

The clip would be priceless!

Actually the dog would have made better speeches.....




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These people are normally easy to spot..there either full of themselves and overconfident of their ability or there usually drinking their own urine on a park bench.

I had the misfortune to cue up behind one of these people while in Maplin Electronics in Harlow on tuesday morning....i was buying some more networking stuff for my wonderful music server and cued up in the traditional British polite manner to stand behind a brainless moron who stank of body odour, tobacco and stank of his own piss.

Now if you think he sounds bad, he looked worse....and his mind was gone.....

And there's me cueing behind him....going green.I bet he's married and shes on a site looking for someone to rehome him in Alaska hoping he'll be shot accidentally on a moose hunt.

He was definately a polutant!!!


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Who cares what colour he is?

when he doesn't deliver on all his promises the entire country will feel cheated and black, white, muslim, christian and even people who try to have sex with sheep will be looking to string him up for not delivering.

Main thing is he's a lawyer.....and we all know how honest they are.

Time will tell, lets judge him on his deeds not his colour...anyone who does that is a fool and easily led.


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Yes i bet there the same ype as Jason Scott who plays the "Asshole" really well in movies.

Unfortunately theres loads of assholes out there who don't realise it was a comedy.

Then again, this lot probably though George Bush was a safe pair of hands, There were weapons of mass distruction in Iraq and Nicole Smith married for love.

The problem is the gene pool is polluted, and somethings making people turn into morons.


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I watched "Road Trip" yesterday after work while munching my dinner...and a curious point on this subject came up.

Basically it's not called being unfaithful if your not in the same zip code/area.

The other sentient point was while at college the "window of opportunity for chasing women like those in the film was decreasing every day...an when you hit 40 you'll have to pay for girls like these!!

These are not my sentiments by the way....there from the movie.

Besides i'm too cheap, wont pay and have enough grief on my plate...i'll leave the mindgames and bull for others to do......




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I need material...normally a cretin or complete simpleton to start me on the road to misadventure.

Hopefully a gormless clueless idiot (like myself) who doesn't have a bloody clue about a subject there talking about will draw my attention.

I'll give it 2 mins then i better head for bed as i work my ass off during the day and i have lets say "rudementary cooking facilities" at work so gourmet food is out of the question!


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Three words is easy in my case:

"shit outta luck"

or there's

"shopsoiled, faulty, defective"

or possibly

"harmless, useless halfwit"

Then again there's always

"positive, cheerful, uncomplicated"

Maybe a combination would be better from all the above;

"positive, shopsoiled halfwit"



I'll even take anew photo of me at work, with latex gloves on, covered in crap with my hat on....after all a picture will say so much more.

I think its safe to say "look at the friggin state of that" will be muttered a lot.



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