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I think they let me back as the standard of wit was dragging its arse along the pavement.

Now, i ask you how on earth shall i make up for lost time to entertain

She short version is i was banned from the forums for dealing with a ladys stalker in a way where i knew it would get me banned but him consequently as well.

To my mind it was worth it if Riya didn't have to put up with any more crap, anyway thats the end of the matter.

Now how shall i get myself into mischief?


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He was lucky the nearest tramp didn't urinate on him, then a passing firebug throw away his kerrosine starter kit in there.

Add to that all the rats piss covering anything and the likelyhood of being savaged by a racoon high on drugs........well he got out lucky....

I think his judgement is poor....but he's a lucky bastard!


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Italian fresh icecream is the best for sure, try some and you'll know the difference!


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Coffee is nice too, though i haven't had it in a while!

The butterscotch pecan by a well known Brand is lovely.(the one that begins with H, but i'm not advertising for them and no money has changed hands )


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Go patronise someone else you creep.And if you stalk or harras my friend once more i will report you to the site and you'll be kicked off again.Maybe after the third time you'll be banned from your isp so you dont appear like a cockroach creeping out of a toilet bowl.

Comprehende????


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He hasnt worked out the difference between boys and girls yet....either that or he doesnt care and any holes a goal.

He wanted to give me his testicles earlier, he aint all there....either way the slimy attitude and the constant begging is making my skin crawl.

I cant even imagine what it felt like for the woman he harrassed, no wonder she felt ill with him following her and stalking her around the forums.


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No she was just a gold digging bitch who would have shagged king kong if the money were right on live tv.


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I have a fetching leather outfit. It cost me a lot on money and is really nice! I'll get someone to take a pic of me in my leathers and whack a picture on the profile.

There racing leathers for a motorbike before anyone thinks there chapless leathers with my ass hanging out


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Sounds exactly like a real description of an ex of mine (I kid you not!!)


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I suppose an Audi RS4 is out of the question? I maybe a trainee slud but i'm not a cheap slud.


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I also left out the part whether they were a hunchback drinking a pint of their own fresh urine in the public bar.

Then its a case of get the cattle prod out and back away quickly before they recognise you.


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I have the winner for sure....

Becks "Loser" and its a great tune.

This one cant be beaten and you only have to change the title word "Loser" and two words in the chorus.

You change "I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me" to I'm a slud baby, so why don't you screw me".

See i even found one with a sluttish them by changing a track just a little bit!

What's my prize?


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Green Days "Amreican Idiot" would be another good theme slud tune...and people could be sluds like rutting deer to the drumbeat.

That way we'd see the right sluds from the knackered ones like me


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You really are one sick asshole!! The sooner your booted off the site the better! Now go slam your head in a car door and practice cliff diving, without the sea.

You talk utter crap and its no wonder no woman in their right mind will go near you.


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Try the Hives "Walk, Idiot Walk"

All you have to do is swap the slud and away you go!


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That would depend if they had a hand up a cows rectum at the time, or if they were looking more like Jessica Alba or more like a fur-ball that King Kong threw up.

First check for drool, them mashed potato down their front, then see if their wearing PJ bottoms to see if its a dead givaway sign that they recently escaped the nearest asylum.

It's far better to be safe than sorry and it's far better to be aware if a net is going to be thrown over you and dragged off to a lair to be stuffed or receive electro shock therapy.

Once you worked out their safe to approach and you cant see blood/urine/food then its the next step to see if they can speak without belching/farting/projectile vomiting.




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Do i qualify if i'm a good natured tart without a cart?

I'll become a trainee slud....just as long as i dont have to bend over for that weirdo Jollyboy! He wants to put his testicles near me.

I hope someone slams his in the bus door on the way back to his asylum this evening!


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I was wondering what a slud was......it's a new learning curve every day, isn't it?


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I'm very chatty in real life...in fact you have to either feed me or give me a drink to shut me up

I've been known to make grown people cry with laughter......and thats before i remove any clothing


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Do not pass go, do not collect £200 go straight to the sanitarium and have your testicles removed so you don't lower the gene pool.

Oh and i dont want to know your homoerotic fantasys about where you want to put your balls! I'm hetrosexual...i don't swing that way, so redirect your attention to the poor sod near home you normally do (or the fruit stall).

Look on the net for more porn site and inflatable girlfriends....


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