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Do you walk upto women in Sri Lanker and beg for sex, kisses, marriage? I see the success rate is still odd if you want to put your testicles near any part of another man!!

We have a new insight into you now....are you frustrated and gay or bisexual or just lacking any company?

You really have problems, big problems


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Somehow i think you could tell us a few porn sites as your desperate to get married or even be within 20 feet of a woman without getting kicked in the testicles.


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Melons are on sale today for desperates to have sex with....

Points at the melons and ushers someone in that direction


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Maybe this concept will help you as i was talking in generalisations but if you think this was a veiled attack on you then your are a 1) Completely wrong 2) Seeking Pity

Even cretins have the right to post absolute garbage on here as long as they stay within the rules.

Anyone can post but not everyone has something to say, there's a difference between contributing and looking a total pillock or attention seeking or looking for reaffirmation?

You understand the difference right?

Personally i don't care if someones mentally retarded, has torrets syndrome or suffers from PTSD, i treat everyone the same.And generally that's with a sense of humour.

If you want to emphasise your disability and lack of use of the spell checker then you have done that well, but looking for an argument with me pal will get you absolutely nowhere, other than me setting you straight.

You have the right to post, you also have the right to type complete crap and argue with anyone if you like, but i'm afraid disability or not it will only reflect in how other people see you.

Then again, carry on, you basically want to seem to dig your own grave and feel free to do that as well....its free speech after all.


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How he found the energy to keep looking at all that smut is beyond me! He must have been on there all bloody day!!

A typical civil servant! I wonder if he gets dressed up as a baby in his luch hour or gets beaten by a bdsm misstress in a dungeon somewhere.

Hell british civil servents still rulein this department, some even try to hang themselves for cheap oxygen related thrills.

I'd help out all those who wanted thrills like that, i'd hang the bloody lot of them


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Well if you looked today you'd have problem as all the good spots for nice apple trees have been ploughed over for nice large guard towers, bunkers and bases for artillery positions.

Mind you, some will just blame anything on Arabs and it must be their fault for apple trees going missing....after all the poor sods get blamed for everything else in the region.


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The religious threads are posted deliberately in my opinion to cause conflict.So i treat them with the contempt they deserve.

Theres a difference between displaying humor, being creative, being provocative and being offensive.

If people cant realise this there not very bright or they are incapable of expressing themselves properly in writing.

If you need help on this feel free to drop me a line so i can rewrite any illiterate garbage for a very reasonable fee/Oh yes and with every order ill supply a colouring book and some nice safe crayons to play with

Let's see if this offends anyone....


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I wonder what ship will dress up in next? I'll have to ask him to pose dressed as furniture aand agricultural machinery next after we try to get him "in shot" modelling haystacks, and in particular those outfits you see people outside restaurants (like a giant turkey in bright yellow).

I can see a future here for ship moving into themed outfits


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Oh big words!! I'm surprised you knew orifice! Couldn't you spell diahorrea? Isn't it on the spell checker yet?



Well done though, you did spell crap right.....


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First one for the chop...i doubt it.....for a start if you read what i typed again slowly you'll see i said "lecturing on religious matters".

Burning the lot to the ground isn't lecturing, its property speculation. Besides it was a suggestion, one where we can clean the lot out in one go then the religious lot can fight at the roadside where there easy to be spotted and throw nets over them and drag them off to live on some hellhole island somwhere, like well.....one off the coast of Scotland would be good!


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Whats that pong? Careful i think you didn't wipe properly


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We should do a name and shame serial leaving list!!

Then we should ask if they drool, knit, collect small animals or store their own bodily fluids in their fridge.

The funny one was a well known mass crap threader who left for "integrity reasons" and came back a week later.I pissed myself laughing but was annoyed as integrity is something i really value so it was insulting as well when he said CS people had no integrity.

Then again, the place is infested with odd characters.....


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No bloody way, mind you i would have a good laugh with myself and take the piss out the desperados who were begging the opposite sex for a date.

There's nothing so funny than watching men and women looking stupid and watching it for entertainment.


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Just wa\tch out for the mad ones.There easy enough to spot! We have religous maniacs a plenty as well if you need a pet to shoot at if you want to lock one in a wooden shed.

We'll all chip in for shotgun shells if you pick the most annoying member


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Be careful, some on here clearly drink their own urine when its still warm for attention or something to do with some weird recycling scheme.

Remember lots of people on the Web are nuts.


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Maybe people should follow my suggestion and burn every church of every denomination to the ground and sell off all the assets and give the money to the poor.

Ban religion, ban dogma and hang anyone what tries to lecture people on religious matters.I think that will sort it all out pretty smoothly.

After all it will all be gods will wont it? What a load of absolute crap..........


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I put myself off melon tonight! All i can picture is a desperate guy shagging a pile of watermelons.

I cant ever buy one again with a straight face.


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You know what i'm like!! Mind you some people don't yet so feel sorry for the poor buggers.

Fools tread lightly, i love the unwary


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They can do "tag team" dating...or droning on about the same old crap for months like a broken record on repeat


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