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I was thinking more along the lines of parts of the drake equasion and the study into the protocols for ET contact done on behalf of the National Security Agency actually! I think from memory this was done by the Rand Institute and is now in the public domain.

Basically theres a formular, calculating estimates in contact with civilisations in other star systems, and the later part of the calculation is based apon the ability to survive the developement of their species, thus outgrowing the planet and being capable of interstellar flight.

Long calculation, long odds, but a massive list of potentials.....


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I love the glasses shot....you cant beat a woman with a sense of humour!

Welcome to the funnyfarm dear...i hope you have a scream and meet the man of your dreams!




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You know the buggers werent even grateful.......scumbags


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I was the one being propositioned by two women , trust me it was the suit!


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As a species, we could learn a lot from ants.

As for superiority....dolphins, killer whales, family groups...depends on the environment and the standpoint.

But if you want a structured society with order, a heirachy, and a workforce beat the common ant.

Base the importance on family structure a whale pod is the perfect norm.

As for humanity, its almost a kin to a virus on the planet, stripping the place bare of resources till theres nothing left....and thats pretty much what a virus will do.

Unless or civilisation finds a way to migrate to another star system or species is by its nature doomed.

Now theres a cheery thought and thread killer! Happy friday night!!


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I turned down the offer of one a while ago as i was the designated driver.....i've always been a bloody idiot

Seriously though i couldn't share my partner with anyone else.


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At the moment aperthetic......gimme time to make my mind up, oh i cant be bothered now its too much effort


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As a stereotype the one bunch of people that are without a doubt the dodgiest its got to be the nigerians.

Its a sad reflection when the scammers and crooks make their entire nations look bad.I know the worst thing you can call someone is a thief there in a market, a local shop owner told me there that if you do that and the traders catch him before the police arrive somehow he manages to be beaten to death!

Funny isnt it how its not acceptable to rob at home but rob people abroad by any means possible!




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Beat this for stupidity....and its a true story that happened last saturday night in Vienna.

I arranged 3 weeks ago to meet my friend(female) and her introduce me to her (male) friend who she met on CS.

We spoke at 4pm, he had to speak to his daughter, so we said no problem we'll see you at the place in town when your done.

Several phonecalls later my friends in tears, the man said lots of really dumb things....then he phones again just after i've calmed her down.

He Says "I'm in this ba with a beautiful 42 year old woman"....always a bright move if ever i saw one, and then i remind him isnt he supposed to be here??? Then he says to my friend, is it ok if i bring her, and if i do wont you stab her will you?

Bye now i'm just dumbfounded sitting there with my jaw on the table....

Then another of her friends arrives(female) and shes already met this idiot once so we have a nice time and then this man arrives at 12....some 5 hours late....then picks a verbal fight with one of the women and smashes a glass in fron of her showering her with glass.

Now ive left lots out to make it short, does anyone else think this man dumb?

The funny thing is he doesnt even know what hes done wrong......absolutely bloody clueless



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I have an idea, when your over here i'll take you out and fall in the river after a nice meal, thats always good for a laugh.....theres nothing more romantic than looking a complete arse in front of a complete bunch of strangers


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In all seriousness though you missed the worst one in the world off "marburg".

And if Bird Flu becomes airborne and crosses the species barrier expect nothing worse than extinction of the human species.This thing will make the influenza break out look like a day at the local fate.

Cheery post i know...am feeling all solumn while eating the poor salami....


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Inside of thighs is always nice, then anywhere is nice if shes not eating pickled onions or a scotch egg


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Take your time dear, and make sure its with the right man....you dont want to end up at some point in the future with a man sharing a family with you dont or cant respect.

Take it from me, its soul destroying


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If he actually did that, he's basically vermin.


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I'd save the tigers.....god damn poachers.

Only 1300 bengals left in India, few if any in Sumatra and my favorite is Siberian, i'd give my nuts to save them.

Plus point is i don't need my nuts. i'm on the wagon


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Singing head, well my talking ones back ok, i don't sound like darth vader today so the flu's going!

Ive retrated to bed again with pepparoni, orange and banana juice and potatoe salad......gimme a few hours and i might start to sing

Get the earmufflers ready


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Bless you dear....you havent heard me sing yet though!

Picture a stork being hit with a shovel......not good.Mind you if your not doing anything sunday and the pubs open i can talk and drink at the same time!

I might not even fall off the barstool or fall in the river of theres a riverside pub!

Sometimes i can be well behaved


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If someone does that i think their either a perpetual romantic or a borderline skitzo

Either way, runaway




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I hope that doesnt mean you'll be sick on me and i promise not to overeat


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Take people for what they say they are, its far easier....and if their lying their wasting there time.

Why people lie about their age and put fake pictures up says a lot about them.....and my profile is entirely honest...i even posted a photo at my roughest with food poisoning in me!!

Don't worry so much, just enjoy yourself and if someone likes your personality and you for you thats what you want.

As for me, i'm used to my face...if others can look at it without projectile vomiting while we have a laugh its all good.....

Just relax and people will hopefully talk to you for what you are, not because they think you have a lovely face or 200 million dollars in the bank.


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