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People don't try to argue with me Indy. he hasn't tried with me yet.

Mind you there's probably a reason why people don't argue.It's akin to russian roulette with a (9mm) pistol and a magazine!

Not much of a chance for getting away with it


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Yeah, and mind numbing and looking pretty desperate.

Appeal....blind insensative woman with no other wish than to have sex and to get married.Preferance will be given to applicant ownings firm fruit retail or wholesale outlets, or have the ability to supply an inflatable sex device and own a pump and puncture repair kit.

I have a feeling "Inflatable Sally" will be used an awful lot!


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No he needs a tazer, as they make a run for it when they see him running towards him.

Maybe a net, a tazer and a few 8ft deep pits would trap some unsuspecting locals who cant escape.


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With respect you always post the same type of thread and there always be some conflict, because people go looking for it....and for all i know you invite it.

Try joining in on the forums on another type of subject rather than looking obsessed by religion.

It's not healthy, and it's a dating website, not a religious indoctrination website.


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Indy, guess what we had sun today in the UK!! I even managed to clean the car so thats sterile now, and managed to sort the mountain bike out and even get my ass on it for an hours bike ride!!!

I had a good day even managed to clean windows, unblock a drain, and managed not to get myself run over

I wonder if i will have a successful day tomorrow where i dont get my ass soaking wet, after all two days sun in the uk is rare.


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Just avoid nutters/stalkers and those who don't know even to wipe their own ass properly on your journey.

Then enjoy your journey through life instead of just looking for a partner and then you'll have a happier more fulfilling life and you'll meet many interesting people and be open to all sorts of possibilities.

Or then again you can sit there wondering what happened to your life.......

It's your choice, but i recommend having a life before basing all your hopes and dreams on the hope another person will make your life complete.


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Maybe he should date a lady with a melon stall who's local? If all else fails and their not compatible at least the fruit wont complain and he can do whatever he likes!

That reminds me, i'm now officially put off melon for life


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I see there's another variation on the same old theme that's so threadbare i can see the floorboards underneath.

Please preach somewhere else, this is supposed to be entertainment, not a religious argument.

Post something else for a change.....or go to a religious meeting and discuss your ideas with an elder.

Either way give us a break!!!


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Well previously i suggested he shagged a suitable fruit but on the marriage front i wont inflict that on anyone.

Not without a lifetime supply of sedatives and counselling anyway


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One minute your begging to get laid and now your begging to get married

You have serious problems


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Sometimes its a definate advantage being a cretin.

Imagine all the things you would be clueless about if you could fall to the lowest common denominator!!

No more problems, just blissful ignorance.


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Mine was different, i suspected i might die within a few days but somehow even the hospital couldn't kill me off.

I normally take the mickey about everything, but on this one i was being polite and as discreet as i dared without being a drama queen.

I am grateful to a man who's left the site who i gave personal messages to in case i snuffed it within a few days as i had no guarentee i could even get a message out! The people that mattered to me would have at least have heard what i wanted to say and that is pretty reassuring when your typing cant see, are vomiting blood everywhere and you think heart failure is a distinct possibility at any minute.

Anyway, as i said mine was slightly different from the "normal" goodbye threads.....

Right now that craps out the way lets see if i can get ship to dress up as a xmas tree..


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There's no easy way to say this but we all have the odd surreal day, where something comes out of the blue and surprises us all.

Well i had an absolute jaw dropper this evening!!! I recieved a call out of the blue from a TV show pretty much like Jerry Springer asking me whether i would like to appear on the show as my sister called them and told them we dont get along well, oh and she would like to get me to sit a lie detector test!!

Seriously some people are mad but when your own bonkers relatives try to get you to go on TV to humiliate themselves and make me a laughing stock you have to ask yourself "Have i entered the Twilight Zone"?

I guess someone fell of their medication

Yeah i want to be seen on TV and everywhere i go they say, "Thats Him, the man with the nightmare of a sister.....did you see that programme....poor bastard"

I think not!!

Had a weirder day than that....i don't think so.....


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I have an idea....i'll find you a washing slave if you find me someone who's good at piacking lottery ticket numbers or can read cards at casinos!

I need a pile of money with no effort in earning it.

Sort that one and ill do your washing for a month, even after curry accidents


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Whoops!! Sorry about that!! I started at !0.30am and the last load went on maybe 10pm!! Now my house is spotless, and it better stay like that or my tramp nephew goes to live in the shed.

Just get a slave...its far easier.


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She'll be ok!! After all its only a bloody website! Shes probably been sensible and gone out for the night instead of watching this!

Hell i have to do something to pass the time while guarding the washing machine but i certainly don't expect others to have that drab a life.

Roll on cats coming back in so i can pick fleas of my cats arse for entertainment....lol


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It would have to be a big cage, and ill have to have a word with my manager (the cat) but i'm game for a laugh....in between washing clothes and watching the dvd i have on!


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Who's for sale? I think i must have missed something?


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Cage dancer sounds fun but he should have locked you up for wanting to watch Pretty Woman!!

That film makes me want to wretch.....

And i always have the urge to want to stuff Richard Gere's head down a dirty toilet and let him experience a "Chunky Swirler"


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I have a surefire way of getting unwelcome visitors out of the house faster than machinegun fire.

Put on either a westlife/boyzone CD...it's proven they even kill cockroaches and can even drive away double glazing salespeople.


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