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Damn, no wonder i'm single....i dont get em drunk enough?

Maybe its time to be sponsored by Smirnofff.......just as long as its not the people who make those "Spankers" drinks!

I think its time to rethink my approach


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Theres loads material on this one!!

Master of the hunt.
Leader of the house.
prime minister
president of the united states
commisioner of programming on the bbc

How many would you like.....or is the braincell shared....??





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Gimme One...shit the one vote came from a bloke!!

Now i',m going to get paranoid or join the cue for "Brokeback Mountain 2 : The Cottaging".

I don't worry what people think of my face, my ass isnt bad!!

And besides its inside that counts........as i say looking while looking for salma Hayek.

Theres nothing wrong with double standards, just i was wondering why on earth vote a one?

What the hells a one.....like something rougher than Rob Zombie...or Elton John??

A couple more of them and i'll need therapy or start batting for the other Team!!

You have to laugh!





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Answer to number 1) There probably greedy, and have exterior.....and their affraid when people get underneath all that theres not much there.....so they just do the gymnastics and leave.

Answer to number 2) Ah, thats been me for the last year! Something to do with being really hurt might explain it...sometimes its better to be on your own, until your ready again. Thats my excuse for turning perfectly nice people down, and it really was me not them!

Answer to number 3) Finance.....or their to comfy at home where they get a free taxi service, free beer and lodgings and even washing and meals done!! Jeez i have to pay for that myself if i go to a hotel!

Appeal: putting myself up for adoption, nice owner in the category three wanted to wash cook and clean for me while i watch daytime tv like a character from shameless (god what an offer )

Some people are just different, we just have to find ones with the same mindset as us...its not easy but it comes with maturity....hopefully.

Either that or people decide to "settle" for some poor sod like me!!


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I think its to escape! And its cheaper than divorce, the lawyer would probably wont the shirt off your back!

But in the case of a well known beetle i bet he wish his wife died first now, god must he be gutted!


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Jeez, i know i'm not George Clooney.....but one or two???

Hell, i had food poisoning when i did the photo and thought id be honest and show i look slightly worse than roadkill, but just a little better than shrek, after hes been tied behind a landrover and dragged through every fence in hertfordshire!

Well the last bits up for debate!

I think there should be a comment section,and you can see who thinks you like like Chris Evans or Danny Baker after a night on the lash, and then possibly with a right to reply!!!

God help me now...talk about tempt fate!!

What price a nice personality and a sense of humour? Or shall i show a pic with me in an exotic location, like the post office doing an action shot???

Maybe even a dropdown list, with categories like, "minger"....."jeez look at the state of that", "oh they look nice", "god i wish i had their number".....or just "phoar"!

Peace and love to the the non bitter people!!


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I have several relatives who are in the Business, i know its hard but very rewarding especially if you get on!

My cousins done really well, from a part in a major soap to a film with george clooney in it!!If you liked syrianna he was in that!!

Best of luck with the career, best tip is get on the books of a good agent and remember they take 10 per cent!

Rob


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Maybe we should organise a cull for the chavs?

It might be the only humane answer.

And if anyone buys me anything burrberry this xmas expect to be disowned!




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I didn't see the original post or the arguement but i can give an example of the type of thing that happens if you post things online.

A friend of mine on this site was talking to people and a man got in touch, transpired he said he needed money for his mother's operation and proceeded to keep contacting her basically with a sob story and piling on emotional blackmail, though the money he was after was clearly not enough for the operation.

To me this is disgraceful, but we all have to be aware that not everyone out there is nice, kind and reliable without a hidden agenda.

That said i wont be posting my bank account number and sort code.......its a case of buyer beware, be yourself and if you get contacted by anyone trying to exploit you contact the site, and if its persisted into your real world then go to the police.

It would be nice if everyone were good and the bad ones were clearly labelled, sadly there not, so please be careful everyone!


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Hi Viv,

I'm new too, joined last night...i'm told there pretty friendly and helpful...now all we have to do is work out how to use the site and make a new circle of friends!

Rob


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Hiya, I'm new too....and i have relatives somewhere in Livingston.....if you see any lost confused people there with a colly dog they might be my relatives!!

If you find any with a dog scratting with fleas there nothing to do with me though!


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Ah, i can relate to this one in a big way!!

To cut a long story short, i was dropped in a situation when i was young, sister abandoned her child on my parents!

I had to step in, look after him, stay at home and look after my mum when she became ill and died 5 years ago, then my father got cancer and then i looked after him as well.Dadly he died in july.

Theres help out there if with carer support etc, i just did it because it was the right thing to do.

If you need help and advice feel free to email me, i'll happily give my msn addy and hopefully the situaion will be easier than the one i had to face.

If you cant cope, don't feel guilty.....people have their own life to live, but there is help out there and you won't be on your own.

If you need help or advice just ask....i have the t shirt and the worry lines to prove it...lol


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Friendly people!!

Omg, maybe i'm in the rigght place after all???

All we need to do is get all the good people in one place and organise a room meet to socialise!

Its amazing what a case of food poisoning will do to get you motivated to get out the house....!!

Whens the best time to come in and say hello to people.....i'm assuming after 8pm GMT.

Feel free to warn me of the site's glen close Bunny boilers and norman bates types, i'm bound to find one within a week!!

Thanks Folks

Rob


Hiya...New to the site and looking for friends everywhere, come say hi!: click here to read the entire thread »

Hiya all,

I just joined the site last night as a friend of mine in Vienna says it can be an amusing place!!

If your good for a laugh, like joking and hanging out and a good conversation, pick your topic....and lets head to the bar!

I love people who are genuine, i value my friends, i don't use people and i'd ideally like to meet bright funny people to socialise with, concerts, days out, anything you like....long as you don't drool or belch during your meal! I'm easy going and laid back....and i dont bite.....come say hello!

Lastly, all stalkers please reply to the post below me!! Sorry for the post below if you get a nutter because of my post...lol

Hope to hear from you good people soon!

Laters


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