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Yeah, i'm just a poor humble driving instructor now adays.

My days of jumping through plate glass windows yelling "pizza to go now" are over.

Besides i was more the other kind (samuari) and didn't look right in the paper mache armour.

Especially in the supermarket after work.


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Oh i wouldn't but i was doing my usual view on life and the stereotypical stripper with the crack head boyfriend.


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Lately its been as much fun and as amusing as watching hemmoroids clang together.

The real world will always be more entertaining, and you have the added bonus of being able to tell if the persons the right age, has a personality, false teeth and doesn't smell of moose piss.

Thats the problem with websites...you cant really tell if people smell like a dead bear or roll in dung for a hobby 2 days in a week.


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I guess i'm probably the nearest thing to a ninja in here as i can do okinowa karate!

Have a google away and you'll find that's a martial art the ninja's and samurai used to use to kill each other as fast as possible without weapons.

And you should see my Japanese cooking knifes....one looks suspiciously like a balanced throwing knife.

First burglar comes in here has had it...i'll half beat him to death then make him peel my spuds for dinner and then hoover and wash my floors.

No way will he come back or tell his mates...the embarrassment factor would be far too large!


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She must be really bored!! If i were her i'd be out meeting someone in the real world for a laugh who isn't a maniac!


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Stippers need love too! Normally its coke and money and a place to hide from their dealer....and their crack head boyfriend, and then they realise that they want a nice bloke in the end!!

Myself, an ex ex best mate was a stripper and i was the only man in the room not transfixed at her chest



Shit going out with her to the pub was an experience.....ive never seen drool like it in north london, my feet were damp the mens mouths were open so long i thought i was standing in shampoo after about half an hour.


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I wonder how much creep mail she will get?

Normally when i get mail from models there usually Russian and want a visa to come visit.

I'll just watch the show while the washing machine goes around


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Oh come on she looks nice and friendly.

I would have thought she would have to fight men off with a 10ft pole though, but i still think your all being cynical......




There is the faintest chance you know she might be bored after all.


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I havent had any alcohol since the 18th of may so apart ofom the morphine experience i probably have been pretty sensible


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Welcome back stranger, i hope you haven't set fire to any asylums while youve been away?


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Oh we have all types of experts on here, most of which dont know how to open a patio door without help.

Copenhagens a beautiful place, i just cant afford a bar bill there.....or anywhere else!! Far better i stay of the booze anyway as i'm going for the new healthy me....well when my ass will go on the mountain bike and it will stop pissing down with rain here!


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I just cooked chicken casserole, with carrots peas onions and boiled spuds!!

It's so nice being able to cook a proper meal again and it tasted great, which is just as well as the left overs are in the fridge for tomorrow.


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Don't put her off!!! Jeez as long as shes short sighted she wont see the drool in most of the pictures


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Don't expect me to display. I'm not a chimp though ive seen a few on here who act like em, and there's a fair chance they pick fleas off each other given the opportunity.


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Me dimissive? Makes me sound like the Widow Twankey or a librarian who doesnt know what to do with the Mills & Boon section on firework night.

16 mins to go.......


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Well it depends if your memories and finances weren't dragged into the toilet!

All else fails you can always post it back to your ex with a pound of plastic explosive and a mercury switch and wait for a very loud bang.

You never know you might be really lucky and get the lawyer as well


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Welcome to the funny farm dear, i hope you make friends and join in and have a laugh and who knows what else!!


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I'm waiting on a timer as ive cooked a chicken casserole (for one!) just to prove to myself that food does not come out of packets or a tin.

I wonder who else i can annoy as ive got 25 mins to kill before i start at the trough.


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Here's another pet hate....sprouts. Especially when there soggy and make your digestive system turn into something that resembles a skunks smelly half cousin.

Why does anyone eat these things? There just put on earth to increase methane production and make you see if you will eat anything from a person your visiting who cant cook for shit and will thank them for the delicious meal.


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"Life's short, don't wish, waste or piss yours away lightly"

This virus scan i'm doing better finish soon as my patience is running out looking at the threads


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