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There's diahorrea all over the forums?

No wonder new people don't stay long.It's one thing to be bored shitless, but wading through it for enjoyment is really a bit much


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If shes attractive an talented and a role model for the young i better start eating my own toenails to look like a sour faced drugged up wino to be popular.

You should see her pictures in the weekday papers.Roadkill looks more attractive, and i bet a scarecrow savaged by a sheep looks better first thing in the morning.

Anyone might guess i dont like attention seeking druggies, male or female.


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I think the FBI are too busy checking if Ronald Mcnonald wants to run for office to check on someone who gets threatened....after all....look at GWB, loads of people slate him all day long and nobody even bothers to take a shot at him.(Not that i'm advocating it!)

And they all wear the same raincoats and sunglasses...there easy to spot the guys from the FBI...they all look as though they come from an injection mould and don't have a sense of humour.


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No, ive got diahorrea!

That and i fried my eyeballs playing "Gears of War2" all weekend o take my mind off matters at my end.

Keep drinking......it helps make sense out of most of the cobblers on here


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Thats because al her friends and acquaintances are druggies, christ even her husband is now doing time for conspiracy in the covering up of attacking a pub landlord?

You cant buy real friends, if their bought and paid for there not friends, there simply hangers on...and she will have plenty of them.

Anyone who does drugs who claims to have emphacima shouldnt even receive medical treatment from the NHS...the same as chronic alcoholics wanting new livers...its a disgrace and the shortage of treatment and facilites,,well treatment should go to those in need , with the best possible match and prospects of survival.


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Have you ever sat and watched paint dry? Well this is the electronic equivalent, without the fumes.


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On a good day she looks like a drugged up skanky eyed scarecrow.

Anyone who looks up to this junkie needs their brain examining.


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Here's some deadly weapons.

A poisonous spider left in your pants by accident.

A poisonous snake, hidden in your luggage.

The poisonous part of a blowfish, skillyfully presented to you for lunch, and you think its Tuna.

A nice refreshing drink, you think......but its topped up with possibly arsenic or deadly nightshade or both.

Bathbombs....you think there going to relax you.....they will if their full of ebola...you'll dissolve in the bath.

Hopefully i wont recieve any of these in the post, or for Xmas.

But in retrospect, ill give a serious answer to the question as well.

Here's some geinuine really nasty ones.

Weaponised "marburg" virus, truly a terrible way to go.

Then theirs the Russian genetic bomb, designed or should i say tailored to kill off traits in part of the species....via markers in the human genome.The first customer desperate to acquire this was South Africa, and that from memory was about 1988!

Another terrible way to go....The "Fuel Air Bomb".This tactical weapon will detonate the oxygen, turning the air itself into something that will be drained from you lungs, then you'll be ignited and blasted away by the fireball/blastwave.

The worst one of all though is well known to everyone, and it can kill anything known to man if not prepared correctly......chicken.


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I'm not very flexible atm, i think i need up up the cod liver oil.


And i know where my balls have been so even if i could i wouldn't!


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Oh. i have some good news...the added fruit in my diet is working well.I'll be more healthy, have a better complexion, and sleep better.

Only drawback is the farting is bad, and if i bend over i feel like i'll shit myself

You cant have it all your own way in life, just eat an apple and an orange at lunch and leave the banana unless you want to risk running out of toilet rolls at work.

Jesus, my cheeks are sore.


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I told my boss if he thought i would work 12 hours a day, doing what i have to do which is frankly mind numbing, heavy dirty and a waste of my life he could pucker up and kiss my ass!

Him and the manager are working on a new formular to make things more acceptable to me.

Ass kissing wont cut it, more money will help......and a free coffee would help.

(The company where i work are real tight fisted buggers)


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I wouldn't waste your time dear...the funny cat pictures are gone now, though i may well put on a picture of me covered in crap at work to give people a laugh!

I thrive on adversity, thats why it always seems to swarm towards me


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Oh everyone is getting animals made from cereal boxes from me.

It's one way of getting rid of the recycling...besides im shit with glue and i tried it with plastic bottles and all the animals end up looking like bloody sausage dogs.

You know it would actually be easier to go out and buy presents for people.Mind you i don't want them to have anything ueful, as they normally send me shit, so ill send them some crap myself this year


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A gentleman i work with told me an interesting tale this evening about a sock he found in his mates room, when thrown over the room landing behind his friend bed.

He picked up this sock, which was crusty and rather sorry looking for itself...and he asked "what the hell is that?" to which he friend replied "It's my wank sock".

I looked at this bloke for a minute and said "do you have awank sock too?" then added i must have had a sheltered life, but as he's a Spurs supporter he and his friends are used to being called "wankers", so there's no social stigmaa t all for them...well almost..


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It's normal psychology for most part, were mostly creatures of our environment, and some people adapt and cope, others fall apart.

Aversion therapy helps people with dysfunctional personalities, and in the past they even used electro shock therapy to jumspart people, well it made the jump bet basically caused them long term memory loss, depatterning and a total destruction of the personality.

A common trait amongst people is projection, mostly of peoples most prized qualities, which some try to overemphasise, to compensate for say low esteem, fatigue or all manner of personality disorders.

When it truely comes down to it you need mental peace, and when you have that without medication or any artificial crutch then you can move forward and be happy.

As for me, on a personal note...i consider myself buggered! But i'll still manage to function as a normal member of society.But please note, when i start to drink my own urine like its cider, please feel free to have me sectioned.



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I was sure the mental image of a man with a dead tortoise on his penis would make you choke.

I must be slacking?

See , even my creativity at being a weirdo is wearing out....


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O course there is.Can you imagine a naked man walking into his living room with a dead animal still wedged onto his penis, i'm sure that will piss his wife off a shitload more than him wearing white toweling socks into the bedroom.

I'm not sure what animal would be most insulting though.

If i were a woman and my husband came in after shagging a tortoise to death i imagine i would be pretty pissed off.

Sorry hugs if you were eating again.


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It could be that they got productive amusing fulfilling lives?

Then again they could have got pissed off or bored to taking up knitting?

I havent tried whittling yet?

So there's hope yet, that and making hippo out of breakfast cereal boxes.


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I think if i add i'm at risk of shitting my pants if i bendover at the supermarket...well that might be a little too much?

What do you think?

Piss bad, shit...really bad and advocate i smell of piss and shit and there's not much prospect of me owning a shower if i don't own a camera?

It's a fine line putting the scammers off


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Well i have to say i carry my baggage and hide my wounds pretty well.Some have been pretty painful, and most of the people on here wont know me (which is a good thing believe me!) but from my experience its all about coping well with the problems your delivered.

You can cope effectively to all others peoples perspective, but inwardly be smashed to pieces.

As long as you put a brave face on it other people will normally not treat you like a lepper or say they feel sorry for you!

The best solution is finding a happy medium where your not desensitised, but acknowledge your mistakes, grief or whatever malaise is present in your life and try to keep moving forward.


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