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I'm used to it, i'm used to people taking advantage!

It's a shame people seem to try to get anything they can out of anyone they meet.Personally i think their lower than Hyena's......but thankfully after deleting my photos i dont get stalker mail anymore.

Hopefully they will assume i'm so skint i cant afford a camera, and live in a shed full of fleas and have to keep warm by pissing down my own legs at night?

Perhaps i should add this to my profile to make the point?


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I just had a thought, and i hope it's not a terminal one for me.Looking through the threads i think there's a conspiracy to bore us all to death?

What do you think? Will you survive a weekend of this without watching the thread equivalent of Jerry Springer and a boxing match?

My money is on the midget who tries to hump the curtains at the back of the stage (left).

If it doesn't improve i might have to get more alcohol, or just plain bugger off.


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Been there, done that, had the t shirt and got my balls ripped of, bank account emptied and wondered why i was taken for a ride.

The reason was self evident, i'm a mug.


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Oh at work i have scope to go as mad as i want, mainly as the wages are shite, i'm massively overqualified and the economy collapsed worldwide.

If i were on tlesales i dare say they would get me to do the answer machine message where i dare say i would be calling people turkey fuckers.

The sooner i go back to self employment the better, its simple , i earned a lot more.


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I don't hate your guts mate...unless you just climbed over my fence and pissed in my trainers i left outside the back door.

I have to pack some books sold on Amazon in the morning.......i am so looking forward to doing that....again

Note to anyone....packing books is mind numbing.......but even so its better than what i have to do come 6am....back to the horrible day job!



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Yeah probably, some people needed garrotting, and on this occasion he was the one to get it!

I was still being professional, other wise i might have just put a pistol behind his ear and blown his head off.

Mind you the idea was i stay where i wasn't going to get hunted down by a complete mechanised unit, so i gave him a free flying lesson over a cliff as well.He was dead at the time though!



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Oh its possible to kill people with virtually anything, as is proved the world over by school dinners.




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If i were you i wouldn't use IE7, and download Mozilla Firefox, its updated faster, is more secure and the backdoors are not given to all the hackers the world over.


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Well if you look at the death thread i might make you choke on your popcorn when you see what i posted.


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I've seen people go in various ways, some calm, almost serene , then some snapped over a persons knee and left to die of exposure on a hillside.

The character who did this i assisted him in meeting his maker sooner than he also expected.

I respect death and life, and hopefully i am nearer one than the other at the moment.


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This should be funny, i wonder if anyones brave enough to put a figure on me.

Hugs is a really nice lady, but i'm not putting a figure down as theres no scale to appreciate moderately tolerant someone is.

I am however probably perceived somewhere between Vlad the Impaler and Ghengis Khan, both fresh from chopping of some heads


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I gave up on "Spot the Dog", as i couldn't handle all the long words in this classic literature.

At the moment reading is the last thing i want to do.


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Education and religious beliefs are diametrically opposed, so i am always amazed when normally intelligent sane people get swept up in a religious net (if you will).

When did you realise you were religious in nature, and how as an educated woman can you explain God's will and daily accidents, collapses, famine pestilence and say such other matter that a loving god would allow.

How do you rationalise all this?


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What can i say...i toned down my reply.

If i'd gone on about fisting, roping someone to the ceiling and whacking them with a haddock and having the pet alsation piss on them to maintain dominance then some people would think i'd lost it.

The stories i could tell you about the bdsm people would make you all wet yourselves...espeacially the "cows", now even i had trouble in a chatroom keeping a staight face asking my own questions.

I came out with enough comedy material to write a TV series.


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I havent tried running with the tapier at Broxbourne Zoo yet but it might be amusing and if i run fast the male wont bite me on my arse.

He's a bit annoyed as his mrs has given birth not so long ago and he's been pushed aside.

I know how he feels, so it a case of harras the tapier or the snow leppard.

The tiger will only sit on me if i'm let in there.


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Add into the mix a strap on and i'll be running to the hills quick as you can say "buggery for beginners".


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Remember, never let facts get in the way of a good argument.

Besides that you just have to accept most of the people ore one sandwich short of a picnic on here anyway.


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Ah well, i'm the right person to ask....as i can be your personal trainer, well lets put it like this....i can tell you what to do to loose weight and be healthy and loose weight in 6 weeks.

It works a treat....the Military do it all day...its called running!

Failing that, the rules are pretty simple, eat less excersise more.....and the differential will kick start your metabolism into working and you'll burn even more calories.

So eat fruit veg and smaller amounts, cut out the bread and fat and the weight will fall off...but the key for people who don't like or are not used to excersise is to find something they do like doing, like cycling, horse riding, any sport and tailor it to your specific tastes.

Walking is the best gentle excersise, then progress to cycling, swimming and then god forbid running.


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Every time i bend over i'm afraid of the potential consequences!!

And all this caused by a banana, an orange and an apple a day for lunch, ah and noodles.

I don't want to be known at work as "shittyarse" or worse!


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There fundamentalists.The term is dangerous, and whats worse is your fundamentalists there in the states are not only armed, but have media backing and political sway.

The key letters in fundamentalism are easy to spot....


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