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Here's another golden nugget of wisdom that i did and received a medal for being brave enough to do it.

Never date one girl then go out with her younger sister.....it brings out she devil in the female of the species.

You could always do worse than that and make the first one insane with jelousy and then hope you dont get killed by either the whole family or some psychotic boyfriend she picks up to also help stalk you!!

I could write a book


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Eat a Mediterranean diet, and drink plenty of water and do regular exersise and you'll have weight fall off gently and it will stay off.

Mind you if you want an express way to loose weight walk into a respiratory wing of a hospital and sit near people with pneumonia, i absolutely guarantee you'll loose weight!


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The short version to explain most of the contents on the forums can be summed up in just one word!

And the word is....."drivel"












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Just watch the races!! You don't have to bet to watch the horses!!

If you want a guaranteed way to loose money go down to the nearest casino and homeless shelter and watch the start of the process and then the end of it.

Then go to the track and remember the guy with piss soaked trousers who started off at the track and ended up sniffing rubbish out of a dumpster.

Just watch the horses!! It's far cheaper.




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Easy.

I stretch, fall out the bed, walk out the bedroom and fall over the cat, tripping down the stairs.

Then i scrape my ass up, walk into the kitchen and get attacked by two cats for food, then i try to make a tea while not getting mugged by my cats and look around to see what carnage i have to clean up.

I make breakfast then fight off the cats then start my new OCD hobby which is cleaning!!

When the place is clean i put on dvd after dvd to fill in the time between meals and wait to get attacked by cats looking for a snack.

When i am a completely back in full health i'll do something productive!

But last week that was a summary of my life.....

Did i mention cleaning, cooking, washing up and even recycling.

My life is on the "edge"........


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I have a better idea.Don't bet as you'll be pissing away your money.


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Best psychics i ever heard about were Ingo Swann, Pat Price and others in the Remote viewers DIA programme.

These arent flakes and charlatans like some of the characters out there, there the real mccoy and the results were pretty impressive.

Ingo Swann could read name badges off peoples Id in secure facilites where he wasnt present, in front of witnesses.Then he trained others to do the same and more.

Have a nose at remove viewing and astral projection and dont put these people in the same bracket at latoya Jackson !!


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I've hunted plenty of things including war criminals, but the one thing i would have liked to have hunted would have been tiger poachers.

I don't like the idea of hunting anymore, but if required i'll happily hunt humans again if the money is good.

So its either driving instructor or culling drug dealers for a living


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Don't worry about me, just don't do any more stalking!


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And they "hunt in packs too" to catch anyone out who isn't entirely supervised by them.

The only way to be safe from aunts is to emigrate and leave no follow on address....but they will hunt you down......





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Were talking concepts right? Well its a pretty straight forward concept.

There's another thread celebrating being a virgin like its a celebrity club that almost cringeworthy to read.

People should just behave!! And after all its not important is it?


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I might admit to something i do on friday nights...it makes wednesdays look tame.

You have to be made of mental steel to want to teach mad people to drive, so i think of it as mental conditioning.

Right where's the saddle for my tapier (yep its a sunday, another day another weird fetish )


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More likely they will think your sad and begging isn't an attractive trait to women.

Best find some fruit or a bus to rub on i think?


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The easy answer is take self responsibility for your actions and dont take drinks from strangers that you havent seen poured at the bar and never leave a drink unattended.

Men get raped too, and the trauma is also the same but with a larger social taboo.

In short be sensible, not everyone out there is nice.


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Don't stalk her again then! You lucky you were let back in, especially with the same photo!!

Behave and you wont get banned


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Bloody hell if someone worries about this type of thing they have too much time and energy on their hands.

I don't think people wear their virginity on their sleeve unless they want to become part of one of these special interest groups who take joy in telling anyone every aspect of their lives and even revel in membership of "i buggered a goose on a wednesday while on mescaline".

Why cant people just be normal rather than crave attention for the most inane of things to want to display to the world?


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I'm not too keen on Dali, especially his phase where he drew dogs basically screwing each other (you can see the exhibition on London's South Bank near the London Eye if you visit).

The lobster telephones look, erm interesting but the melting clocks are ok! And strangely they are available for sale still as well (in the same exhibition).

Myself i have prints by Peter Smith, Doug Hyde, Govinder Nasran, McKensie Thorpe and Hutch and sculptures by Adam Barsby and Helen Rhodes.

Best i dont say more before my cultures slip shows.


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Ah someone may as well say it.......if all else fails try fucking a water melon or rubbing on the back of a bus when the engines rubbing.

Hope this helps


P.S....if you cant find a water melon try a grapefruit....it will get it out of your system and you wont have to stalk the odd woman now and again and drool at her through an open window


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I'll experiment tomorrow but i'm pretty sure the mixture will be perfect the 1st time! and i have fresh tomatoes i need to puree to ill knock up a batch and see tomorrow!!


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Now your here as well sausage i need something creative to do with Dahl......you mission as you know i have every indian spice in the cubboard is to come up with a recipe to use that up as well


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