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Lockheed Martin won't like it.......and neither will the people on the assembly line who make the Bradley.

Maybe we should limit the availability of roadside bombs.

Then they wouldn't damaged quite so much.

My uncle in WW2 suffered a simular fate, in Holland courtesy of the German Army...one minute he was sitting on a tank, the next minute someone had the audacity in a war to open fire and my uncle was obliterated......literally.

His cousin was sat on the same vehicle at the time.

War's a mucky business....


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True, klingons are terrible and sometimes they just wont flush.

Men and women both do it, ive had attempted mates who were too high maintenance and attention seeking.

some people go to real extremes to drive people away, such as putting on weight, loosing it, deliberately not being nice and all sorts.

To make my nephew leave i virtually had to garotte him.


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Ken, ones enough...your balls will fall off.


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Welcome to my world.............


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Your more than welcome, it may be my only sensible reply this evening, but serious issues deserve serious answers.

Smile and don't worry, and live your life free of other peoples sick viewpoints which will prevent you from doing everything you want in life.

Best of luck!


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Ah, you wouldn't expect less of me would you.

I was dragged back to cheer the place up , not kill the place off


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Come on where's all the stories about the one legged maniac milkman who used to do something disgusting with the home deliveries?

Or maybe that was just my milkman.

I helped the bugger for 1 week and he didnt pay me, and he made me wait outside in the freezing cold while he was shagging someone on the round.

And he made me go to the lady to collect the money who had the green teeth.

My youth was scarred because of that green teeth woman.


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Now people all have different ways of expressing themselves, and this is a case in point as to how far you will go to listen to someone else before you cant take it any longer and hit the roof and sound like a demented person who's just had their medication withdrawn to get the other person to go away and leave you alone.

Feel free to add stories and make them good ones, i'm fed up reading a load of old rubbish


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I have this effect on people...anyone would think i had a sense of humour or something


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He was probably hoping for pornographic pictures of the senator.

He has real issued that a complete mental assessment might find, and ive got a spare straightjacket.


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Are you seriously afraid that someones going to do you harm where you live and work?

Hardly anyone is affected by terrorism, and its of no military importance, so don't worry about it...its futile.

Instead of soaking up the diet of garbage on the news which is designed to portray the world in a way to make you feel stress why not look at the world in a new stance, as in your healthy and i wonder whats going to happen tomorrow.

Failing that read "Air War and Emotional Stress" which proved you could target civilians by stress by the threat of air raids which were a new weapon as far the civilians in he 1940's were concerned.

Society, the impending threat of attack weakened peoples resolve and damaged their lives by stress alone.The same tactics are used in todays media and are supposed to be banned in advertising as they well know people are susceptible to influence in this manner.

Right i better get back to playing the food before people work out i'm not a complete idiot.


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If you heard the contents of my answer machine containing the messages of a stalker i had you would probably have to change your underwear with laughter.

In the end her husband thanked me for not bringing in the police!!!

One day ill post the story as a thread in it's entireity and people can comment.Most wont believe it, she basically wanted me to go to her home to sleep with her while her husband was on the settee!!

I was going to visit, but not for that reason but because i thought her kid was being neglected and i thought social services might need to be involved.

When i say if there's a nutter in a room they will find me, i really am not joking.

I get on well with maniacs and animals...sensible people stay at arms length to avoid being hit by the collateral damage thats always flying in my life.

I do come with a manual, it says beware on the front cover.


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What have been eating, or has my line of thought made you smash your head on your desk yet?

I have this effect on people, an american lady i know just about coped when she met me earlier this year.

And a south African lady i mention in my blog who i thought was going to chop off my head and put it on a stick.....well when we went out in london for a laugh i nearly made her piss herself.

Some people cant cope, i like them best....i want to find someone with a weak bladder, take them to a bar and try to make them piss themselves.

I should try to charge for the service, some love it


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I can see the mails now!

"Oh i love a man thats good with his hands , oh and especially when he's covered head to toe in oil...and wearing a fleece hat.

As for the latex gloves.....well the fetish mob will be out....it's going to be red rag to a bull.

Needless to say i'm expecting to look like shit, so expect me to be laughing as theres no way i want to be seen as a tramp for more than 24 hours.......well bar at work as we all look like hobbo's for 8 hours before we escape and wash all the filth off.

10pm...thank god its dark.


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I'll probably get emails from women who love men covered in crap with my luck!

I'll put them with my Stalker mail, Russian Visa applications and scam artists.

I used to get so many Russians writing to me because i replied back out of curiosity my email addy must be written on every internet cafe desk in Moscow.

The ironic part is i actually like Eastern European women.

I'm always needing new friends, i just don't need scammers...i have enough on my plate at the minute.


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Mine goes up tomorrow after work, try not to spit your coffee all over your computer screens.


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Oh come on he knows ill be joking especially when i go on about his fixation and updating the medication.

Some people on here Indy have a sense of humour failure, as you well know.

He's not one of them, he'd understand it was a joke .....possibly


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Yes, and the time the language was not dead people were sleeping with farm animals.

Taking the high brow with me won't work


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I'm still trying to work out the linguistics of a certain Danish man.

I'm wondering if the language difference and the translation turns everyone who doesnt like Obama into a Bushney

I wonder where he is, i'm looking forward to winding him up!


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How about a curry...far more simple, and i'll nick the recipe for the cider as well

Jesus the most disgusting sight i ever saw is someone coping with trying to eat a kebab while pissed out of their head.

My god you wouldn't have believed the mess.....it did make me laugh and reminded me to not drink too much that i forgot how to eat properly.

Everytime i see a kebab house i think of the CS get together in Dublin and think in the whole city how the hell did we end up in a friggin kebab house that looked as though it was run by a group of mercenaries who were on the run from the Hague war crimes tribunal.


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