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No, I'd take them on the road and be their manager, we'd be rich!

Was doing a little channel surfing and the original "Sabrina" with Audrey Hepburn and Humphrey Bogart just came on, what a wonderful film!

And a great movie line when her father says " you're still chasing the moon" and her reply is "No, the moon is chasing me".

What's your favorite old time classic film? Favorite line from a film?

He thinking: I like to play with her

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on Ralphy.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first shot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little Ralphy says, "I have a question for you.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of a triple scoop of ice cream.

The 2nd is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The 3rd is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?"

The teacher blushing a great deal, replied, "I suppose it's the one who gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Ralphy replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."

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THANK YOU

When you go to bed at night and forget to shut down your computer, I think you ought to know what actually goes on.
It's 2 AM and do you know where your icons are and what they are doing? Click on this site and you will see what happens when you leave the computer on during the night. Turn up sound!

http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm

There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.

Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane.
Upon seeing this thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady "There is no justice in this world".
The other lady asked what she meant.

"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot all about it.
Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"

WOW,,,,,,

Just had my first valentine card,,,,,

As anyone else recieved one yet, i know its a bit early, but sweet......

Just finished watching a movie and just wondering what you thought of their being extra terrestrials out there.. and No, I'm not a crazy person lol

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean
they don't love you with all they have.

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.When she went to tell Edna the news she
said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news."

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a
sound mind.

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead.

"Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can
I go home?"

P.S....................My name is Edna, but I don't know anyone named Jim................(not anymore anyways) LMAO