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Ok 15 and 22 dont count since they are the same :P but I like that I get 6.


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Good I am not the only one that is.


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Wow that looks like a beautiful place to live.What a nice start to your day you had.lol


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Ok so does anyone or can anyone explain to me this point of this thread?Or am I just completely missing something here?

I hope I am not the only one here that is.


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1. More beer. More cheese. More sex.
2. Vitamin fortified cigars.
3. Public beer fountains.
4. Kitty catapults.
5. All day happy hour at a lesbian Hooters.
6. Wet T-shirt Fridays.
7. Replace NFL linebackers with genetically bred velociraptors.
8. Rocket boots.
9. Machine gun camp.
10. NASA space shuttle races.
11. Sledgehammer boxing.
12. Girlfriend TiVO so you can pause, rewind, and delete arguments.
13. Congressional pie fights.
14. Government research grants to build the perfect chicken parmesan hero.
15. More beer. More cheese. More sex.
16. Tomahawk missile surf boards.
17. Hot tub jury boxes.
18. Nacho cheese lipstick.
19. Personal midget-ninja chauffeurs.
20. New TV shows: PBS' The BBQ Hour, Total Kung-Fu Live, and America's Funniest Farts.
21. 24-hour, on call UN negotiator for when you stumble home late, drunk, with lipstick stains on your collar.
22.More beer. More cheese. More sex.
23. Condoms that whistle, whir, and honk when used.
24. Inflatable sex dolls who cook.
25. Beef jerky business cards.
26. Combination briefcase/pizza oven.
27. National Make-Out with Cheerleaders Day.
28. Art museums dedicated to framing copy-machine faxes of asses.
29. Robot gloves for crushing kegs of beer.
30. Karaoke "ejector" stages.
31. Opera glasses that broadcast ESPN.
32. The Astronaut Reserves.
33. Porno without all the "talking" filler.
34. Head banging elevated to "fine art".
35. All money spent on women tax deductible!
36. Free BBQ buffet at the DMV.
37. Passports to Margaritaville.
38. The ability to telepathically force anyone to belch on the spot.
39. One "Get Out of the Doghouse" card.


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wow what a dummy


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One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"

The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''


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The exercise machine was a good one and the luggage one was just wow alot of luggage.


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Show her around my bedroom.


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Its going good and everything man.


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oops


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Party with him.


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I am not Auntie Claayer but I think you should go spank his butt and make it red to see what happens.Maybe it is a hint for you to do it.



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Uh oh


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I like to swing on the swings in the backyard.


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Do not kiss my butt.


I would kiss everywhere.


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Doing really nothing and playing with the baby thats if my mom doesnt take her for the weekend.


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I can say no.


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Your are a beautiful not only on the outside but also on the inside.You have a wonderful personality and give me new meaning to my day everyday.You make me laugh and smile until my face hurts.Thank you for showing me what meaning my life has again.


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Dear Auntie Claayer,

My gf likes to spank me and I think she needs help.How should I go about getting help for her?

Your fan,
Red butt


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