Connecting Singles^® Forums100% Free Online Dating

Sorry dude

I did one of these once. Not this, but a similar. Turned out I was my own perfect match so I increased the number of wanks/week

One of life's little lessons, no?

Nope.

If only you could've held out until 30 minutes, Alison - then you would've earned my undying admiration!

How do you know that it is really NOT important if you .....never mind? What you "never mind"? Yo really don't know what is "Make true" or you just act...

Ta Rose................I needed that as my ears are still killing me !!!!

...ever met your soulmate on connecting singles of probably same age! ???

---

kunal

why not.....

I had sex with an alien

Myself and the ex wife were on hols and we met an alien couple.
After a few drinks we decided to swap partners for research purposes you understand.

My wife went with him and when they undressed and had touched she looked down and laughed. She said there is now way you are going to satify me with that. He said don't worry and started pulling his left ear. His penis grew to a ver healthy ( but skinny ) 12 inches. My wife was amazed and then he started pulling on his right ear where his penis got thicker.

The next morning at breakfast I asked her how she got on and she siad it was the best sex she ever had.
My experience was quite different as the female alien did not have an orgasm yet all she did was pull my ears all night

Make it true.

Just a little curious question...not intended to offend anyone. This is just for fun!

Another thread reminded me of this thought-experiment: Let's say you're in a committed relationship - very much devoted to and in love with your spouse or significant other - and you find yourself stranded on the proverbial desert island with an attractive and decent member of the opposite sex (or same sex if gay).

How long do you believe you'd hold out from having sex with this person?

for a change.

I'm not saying to hate or bash them, I'm just saying lot's of them choose to be gay......God's honest truth I just had a boy knock on my door who is gay who is friends with my daughter, I tread him the same as all friends.And I do believe that he was born that way,,,but when I see men who have baby car seats in their car going for a b.j from another guy or having anal sex in the weeds at the Viet Nam memorial on county road 83 in Suffolk county long island were me and my work crew would do clean ups, they are perverts..it goes on all day long.

Only if you have sweets in the pocket!

Buongiorno Principessa!

The law of average, they aren't born that way, I would guess that less than 20 percent are, they have some kind of test to test for male or female genes in each sex. Help me out Dr. Ruth....

Well...I think having blond hair is wrong....and those are my beliefs...they shouldn't be allowed to marry anyone else except for other people with blond hair....should only be able to join dating sites especially for people with blond hair....shouldn't be allowed to speak up about it being wrong...cause it isn't and that is pushing it too far.....they shouldn't be allowed to have or adopt children...lest the blond gene gets passed on...and also I believe being blond is a choice...babies are born bald...not with blond hair....they shouldn't want or have the same jobs as other people with different hair colours they can go out and get a blond job...they also shouldn't whine and use it as an excuse to cry discrimination because it's just plain wrong and being blond gives them no special rights or privileges.....They should all just plain shut up and enjoy their lot in life and that's that.....