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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 3:46 PM CST
CuspofMagic wrote:
---its a male Rusty


but Mummy loved dressing up! sticking out tongue


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 3:44 PM CST
gussi wrote:
finally we are getting somewhere at last.


Hi Rusty


Nah, just pulling your string! rolling on the floor laughing


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 3:36 PM CST


Mummy! smitten


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 3:35 PM CST
gingerb wrote:
Conditioning.....


back to the bedroom - first you and your partner must lie side by side totally naked each holding an empty can of baked beans in one hand and a match in your other hand.

A piece of string must lie on the bed between you.

You both look up at the ceiling and place the match in one ear and the empty tin of baked beans to your other ear.

Wait five minutes and then both look over at the piece of string lying between you - magically it may have moved....or maybe not!

conversing dunno


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 9:21 AM CST
phoenix wrote:
Do you think she plays volley ball....She is, inspite of what our friends across the pond think....one hot mama
She can be up against me any-time


I dislike her accent; that's enough to put me off!

re. the MEP - I think she's been up against a few in her time! moping


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 9:18 AM CST
The poll was too restrictive.

I think the glass is too small!

Plus I want several large glasses filled with different liquids (all half full of course).

I want one of these large half full glasses to have one of those coloured lights in it, so I can feel I look like a real pratt holding it in a party.

Ok?

wine


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 9:10 AM CST
foreveryoung1 wrote:
Nada


Nah - Sommer is fling emails from desperate lonely men under the following groupings:

1.) hilarious, but not for me

2.) clever, but not for me

3.) handsome, but not for me

4.) sympathetic, but not for me

5.) interesting, but not for me


Once Sommer has sorted out all these emails she is going to change her profile into that of a man, then collect a large sample of emails from women.

Once they are also sorted she'll leave CS, and start:

"The Sommer Dating Agency"

She'll then make several million euros, pounds and dollars and then retire to her secret island hideaway where she'll construct a huge nuclear-proof wine cellar and live happily ever after with her pet cat Leo the feline genius.

Tomorrow she'll do something else..............


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 9:04 AM CST
[quote=rusty_knight][quote=phoenix][/b]How much for the copy right...[/quote]

only 8% of what you find in her cellar! ~nudge~ ~nudge~ ~wink~ ~wink~[/quote]

"Lord, she was so petite and cute, but (*wowza*) she had the most enormous cellar! smitten "

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 9:03 AM CST
[quote=phoenix][/b]How much for the copy right...[/quote]

only 8% of what you find in her cellar! ~nudge~ ~nudge~ ~wink~ ~wink~

rolling on the floor laughing


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 9:01 AM CST
phoenix wrote:
How the fcuk did I miss this.....

Rusty is the bill going to be passed.....


I think it's being timed to coincide with that woman from Alaska taking over from that McCain guy as President of the USA...... an ambitious woman is a terrifying thingy; especially as a certain ruthlessness can overcome brains as we have already seen with certain male Presidents!

~gulp~

I wanted to be MEP (member of the European Parliament) for Italy, but that ex porn actress would have been up against me, so what chance would I have had? dunno moping


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:56 AM CST
gussi wrote:
which law does this apply to


Dynamics?

Now.......if the lady is lying naked in bed on the bed when you drop the apple ........and it hits her and hurts her...... you might have to apply the motion before the lotion! sigh


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:55 AM CST
phoenix wrote:
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car""Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning." "Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

"Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."

"Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!" "Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."
Homer J Simpson. "The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk.""Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove.""A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."


All very good - but you can only have one motto!

May I suggest?

"Scantilly clad Swedish female volleyball players who own extensive wine cellars are THE BEST" wine


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:51 AM CST
gussi wrote:
Do they apply in the bedroom ?


Dropping apples while standing up naked in bed and shouting 'Eureka' is not exactly going to get you smiles of admiration from an impatient woman............ maybe I'll try it and let you know! grin


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:50 AM CST
gussi wrote:
seems that way. what going for walks, boozing in cafes and even finding shoe shops.

What a gal.


Yup - I reckon that a lot of us guys will be fascinated to find out who she ends up with.......... maybe she'll emmigrate to the USA and become 'Mrs President'!


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:33 AM CST
phoenix wrote:
Leo..AKA woody on the IF..


I dunno, that Sommer woman sure gets about!

conversing dunno rolling on the floor laughing


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:32 AM CST
foreveryoung1 wrote:
our supermarkets where carrying chocolate santa claus in August, but they have all disappeared, think they all melted


I know - I think my mum ate them all! ~BURP~!

'What would you like for Christmas?' I asked her

'Santa' she replied, with a knowing smile!¬ Yikes! help


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:30 AM CST
phoenix wrote:
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
-- Robert Paul

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
-- Robert Paul Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke (Clarke's 69th Law, The Odyssey File, 1984)


hilarious! rolling on the floor laughing


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:28 AM CST
Sommerauer71 wrote:
I love housework.

Ironing, laundry, scrubbing, I love to get down with the marigolds and scrub...

And I iron all my teatowels and my bedding...


I love a good-hearted scrubber! smitten

and I was going to give this as my quote of the day:

'Do unto other's wine cellars what you'd like to do to your own - if you had one!'

sigh rolling on the floor laughing


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:26 AM CST
phoenix wrote:
thumbs up


Yup!

drinking wine drinking


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:25 AM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
Christmas already?
Say it aint so!


"It ain't so"

(not QUITE yet, but it shall be in what appears to be just a few hours time for those of us elderly folk for whom time seems to fly faster and faster as gravity sucks us down into the ground of the 'infinite land of nod'!)


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