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wot? 37 glasses is a lot, wot?


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No problem - what I wrote wasn't very nice and I should have said it with a sincere smile or at least bared my teeth to show I meant no harm!

(damn - who hid my teeth? ............ok, ok - false alarm; I've found my teeth now......the cat was playing with them! )


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Me too!

And Jesus said even thinking naughty thoughts was as bad as actually doing naughty thingies; so I guess at least thinking about doing housework gets you some brownie points - right?


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and I always thought 'OJ' stood for 'Orange Juice'


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Sommer - you know I'm jealous!

If I could change anything physically about myself it'd have to be my teeth (not that they are horrible, but I'd love to have a really sparkling smile)




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Was that a hint?

Hey - I was not trying to insult the lady, ok?


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I only checked it out in its full and glorious full size now - is it a dental advert?

I think it has, in German, 'get your chompers sparkling white at Herr Weiss your friendly local dentist' in the small print at the bottom right hand corner of the pic.........

What is Sommer doing now?

She is eating her last HALF of a former larger cheese triangle(half a cheese triangle can still be a triangle you know) while smoking three ciggies and drinking 5/6ths of a bottle of wine straight from the bottle so as not to spill any by pouring it into her huge bulbous glass!




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thanks......... I do my best!

I was trying (and obviously failing) to be funny, but it is true that people often answer a different question to what they have been asked - it is a fantastic skill if you are a politician - e.g.

'What do you think of the unemployment figures, Minister?'

'I think that the economic climate is very encouraging and more jobs are being created every day..........'

'Yes, Minister but what do you think about the rise in UNemployment figures'

'I am very pleased with this government's employment record - employment is higher now than at any time since the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland was inhabited by a mere 362,923 flea-ridden savages who didn't understand the meaning of the term 'Democracy' '

'Yes, Minister - but what about the increase in unemployment'

'Please - you are beginning to irritate me. I have already answered your question, and we both know that the fact is that more people are in work now than when this government came to power.

You are merely quoting a statistic that is meaningless without taking seasonal variances into consideration........... since we are now going to host the next Olympic games employment is bound to increase even further.'

'Thank you, Minister'




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We are soulmates - I always bung any leftover wine plus my neighbour's untouched homemade wine, akin to a grand cru paint stripper, in the cooking pot............


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Only 7 ciggies - shame on you.....you could have at least smoked one per cheese triangle and glass of wine!


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Lord, ask a woman a simple question and she replies to another question!

(the question what shameful things have you DONE today, NOT what things you HAVEN'T done!)

I'm ashamed for writing the above sentence - but at least I have answered the pigging question!




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37 glasses is six and one sixth bottles if you use a standard sized glass and a standard .75 litre bottle......hmmmm - firstly, I bet your glass is a larger than 'standard' wine glass (though, of course, you'd never be so infradig as to actually fill it); and, secondly:

What do you do with the 5/6ths of a bottle you haven't drunk?




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Or is it....because a cheapo wine just gets kinda 'plonked' on your table?

'Plonk yerself down here, my lovely, and let me dribble some of this here liquid nectar down yer throat!'

Oh, that's wrong - liquid nectar is, of course, mead.....

dang!


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"blanc......blonc.......yah bleeding *hiccup* pommie bastard...blah, blah, blanc, blonk, ~chunder~ gimmee a schooner of reayal beeyah, can't stand this limey bloinking plonk stuff!"

(Aussies had no idea that we Brits hardly made any wine ourselves and actually mostly imported it from frogland) -

yup, your version has the ring of truth to it!




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In the Sommer time,
When the weather is fine,
You got shoe shops,
You got shoe shops on your mind?




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So I'm a 'young starter' then?

(Is that better than a 'late starter'? )


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Female Cs-ers......: click here to read the entire thread »

I've met loads of people via CS - some became friends, and some became more than friends ............ your 'red lights' and 'warning bells' are the same as in any relationship apart from one thing - you meet a complete stranger in a bar and start up a conversation means you are starting from ground zero - but in this medium you get to know somebody first via correspondence and telephone and you should already know something about them before you meet for the first time...... that has to be an advantage unless you are a very poor judge of character and are easily fooled!


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Who knows?

The great thing about being one of a minority in any culture is that you can blame the majority if things don't go your own way........ but I've never seen gilly in any way play the racist card before, so I am as bemused as you are; maybe gilly has identity issues?

I certainly did as I was a white kid born in East Africa and felt I had less right to a British passport than a second or third generation Brit whose parents/grandparents hailed from Jamaica.

It doesn't bother me now - I am who I am and have no need to feel guilty about having had a very priviliged upbringing or having wasted innumerable opportunities in life.

I finally gave up feeling guilty, threw away all my false ambitions and then let life become so very, very good!




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