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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 9:38 AM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
Whooo hooo!!! Well, you know where I am.... in Hampshire. If you make it to the south coast, my friend, look me up? It would be a delight to see you and I know some fabulous pubs.... with REAL ale!!


Bear it in mind, yeah?


Once upon a time I lived in Hants.......... but I escaped! dancing


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 9:34 AM CST
It's like this - nearly all of my dreams have already come true......... both good dreams and nightmares.

I really find it frightening.

I feel like some bottled genie, and I don't want all the dreams that are left to come out!

That horrible dream where that obese woman sits on my face and I suffocate............ that dream of drowning, etc

The nice dreams that are left - are they worth letting out of the bottle, if that means also letting out the nightmares?

dunno


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 9:26 AM CST
Indyfella wrote:
I'm afraid to say. It might get removed by the moderator.


Wimp! grin thumbs up wine


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 9:23 AM CST
Animals understand only two concepts

1. Food

2. Sex

Men are animals! grin cool


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 6:32 AM CST
rizlared wrote:
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
A Cock that can stay up all night!!


You mean one of these?

dancing banana

No silly - that's a banana! sticking out tongue


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 6:30 AM CST
It's ok, Steevyv............ I was trying to be funny, but totally failed - again!


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 6:28 AM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
Ok. Ummmm... Everything that Barry Manilow ever recorded?


Yup - that kinda stuff! thumbs up grin


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 6:26 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Ok, maybe change the question a bit.

Is there an acceptable reason to cheat?
Would you stay with a cheating partner?
If they cheat first.. is it then ok for you to cheat??

I don't think 2 wrongs make a right.


Cheating to me sounds just plain silly.

Life is complicated enough as it is.

I'm a simple guy.

I get confused easily........ and sometimes telling the truth is hard enough, without having something to hide!


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 6:20 AM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
Wow, good ol' Hank Snow, one of the very first Canadian C&W singers!

Hmmm...

How can I tell I love you, Honey, when you're sittin' on my face? - Can't remember the artist

Why don't we get drunk and screw? - Jimmy Buffet

Last night I came in at two with a ten, but at ten I woke up with a two! - Willie Nelson

Ok, so they're not exactly soppy, but they are some of my favorites!


Hmmmm... I meant the really soppy ones that women really like but sound so totally false to most men! dancing


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 6:18 AM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
What do you get when you cross a rooster with peanut butter?

A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Ba-dump-bump!!!


Now that was very, very, very BAD! scold rolling on the floor laughing


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 6:17 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
What do you get when you cross and elephant and a mouse!
A dead mouse with a great big hole in it. Poor mece!


Ouch!


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 6:16 AM CST
Somebody please help me........


I'm stuck!


stuck


(handsome but fairly green frog seeks tolerant female frog - preferably green like me!)


stuck + frog = smitten


Just joking - I already met her!


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 6:10 AM CST
MikeHD wrote:
I have always like the fairy tale analogies. Here is one of my favorite:Frog + princess kiss = hansome prince <--- this is called a fairy story.
Frog + 10 billion years = hansome prince <--- this is called science.


Woo Hoo !!!!

MikeHD everybody...

MikeHD!He will be here all week!


I resemble that! stuck (so, i only have about 9 billion years to go? help )


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 6:08 AM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino!
ELEPHINO!


YOU TURN!


What do you get when you cross a rat with a turd?

A big rat? dunno


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 6:06 AM CST
Zellarrone1 wrote:
I agree They must have patience and virtues of an


I'd quite like the job, but just to kick some ass! devil


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 6:05 AM CST
sweetowen wrote:
Here's another thread for songs...

What are your most favorite sensual or seductive songs?

Teddy Pendergrass

Turn Off The Lights
You i know im no beginner, my hearts been to the wall
I'm a tried and true romantic, who's seen and done it all

When you walked into my life, suddenly i knew
All the love i had inside, was leading me to you



Great song.......I feel the same way as the lyrics (about the woman I love) but kinda scared of being too sentimental in case our happiness is an illusion; at the same time I feel quite confident it's not an illusion and we've both met the right person at last!

Thanks for going to the trouble of posting the lyrics....

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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 6:01 AM CST
rusty_knight wrote:
'And they were only...... paper roses
Like your imitation lurve for Meeeee!'

Ok - what are YOUR favourite 'love to hate' soppy song lyrics?


No takers?

Dang!

conversing moping help


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 5:57 AM CST
Simba - I am sure most of you know that 'Simba' means 'Lion' in Swahili.

Anyway, in the Congo, where they do NOT speak swahili I had a puppy called Simba.

Simba was the runt of the litter but perfectly formed and a very intelligent dog.

I remember how cute he was as a puppy.

One day he was playing basketball with me - well we were kicking around a basketball...... ok, I was kicking it and he was chasing it and doing the grlwly 'It's my ball now' shit and then he picked it up in his jaws!

Heck, he was only a little puppy dog and he picked up the dang basketball - no shit!

The basketball got stuck and I had to prize his jaws apart. The basketball didn't burst (proper basketball, not one of those imitation things), but it had Simba's teeth marks in it!

Another time I gave him a huge bone to chew on...... he was so proud to be able to pick it up. Then he dropped it. He dropped it on his paw - poor Simba howled (he was a boy dog like me) and limped for several days!

Another time we had a storm. A tree fell and knocked out our telephone line and the telephone line repair guy came to repair it. The gate was locked and he climbed over the wall. Foolish man.

I had screams.

I rushed out - I was only a kid (12 or 13 years old).

The rerpair man was up a tree - way up with Simba looking very happy and pleased with himself waiting patiently at the bottom.

Simba was my best friend.

My mum and dad brought him from the Congo to Europe on a cargo ship.

Simba got run over by a bus a year later.

It was my fault.

sigh


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 5:49 AM CST
Being a Moderator in CS must be the hardest job in the world - especially if you get fed up and feel like banning everybody! conversing


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Posted: Nov 15, 2008, 5:47 AM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
Not funny!!! You may believe us women are too sensitive but I think you should give it up... NOW!!!


Ok! moping


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