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You're disgusting.

What about weather technology? Is there any way you can make it sunny and warm everyday in Sweden?

I like paying 45 percent in taxes

Para's cause more trouble in Aldershot than anywhere else, well maybe apart from when they get drunk and beat up locals in Cyprus.

Thats the problems with keeping men aggressive, then letting them out on the lash at night.

Right i have to do something useful, like feed the cats,make my lunch then god forbid get my ass to work.

Not before i watch 2 episodes of peep show though, and hear other people call people "chicken fuckers".

Where i work id full of them, "chicken fuckers" i mean

Laters all, have fun and stay away from anyone who drools.

That's the virtual reality of it, but hey, didn't you hear about internet viruses?

i wasnt spoiling it

i just thought that some people wiith no sense of humour may find it offencive.

gimme a G E T A L I F E

what does that spell

thats right EFILATEG

dam does that mean im getting worked up for nothing

Thats why they start an argument. so you buy them something

for her its a nice thing

for you its just to keep her quiet for a week

what the man said

Do you think they're probably drinking something?

I apologize if some women find this joke offencive

Started By: Ineedlove2

Posted By: lusciousmile

Category: Sex & Dating

Thread: Does size really matter?

Post:
Ineedlove2 wrote:
Here I cum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!20 times

technically if your lover asks that it would be a stupid question, us guys would either dodge the question or just tell them they look nice in anything. Its an know question for when a women wonts to let her anger out at the end of the month .if you dont answer they will try again to make an argument

Her: You dont understand me do ya

Me: I'm going down the pub/bar for three weeks

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I'm in shock.

My advice.....use the PSG1....far more accurate.The germans know how to make a good weapon.

Frankly anything with Heckler and Koch you cant go wrong with, well you can if you use them to stir soup or custard with, but there really good at shooting at things and hitting them as well.

yea just might need a couple of coffee breaks

Oh i am a repositary for saying things that will get you into all manner of trouble.

Email me and ill give you some things to say to your boss, partner, parents and you'll find yourself bruised in hospital, single, unemployed and disowned real fast.

On the plus point though, at least people will know you have a sense of humour...

your wish is my command