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I just checked my friend's flight details - she arrives at Luqa at 2340 hrs on Wednesday, 29th August........ I guess I'll go and pick her up at the airport in the 'Yellow Peril'.

I'll come over to Malta in the afternoon (might visit one of the lovely CS Maltese ladies on the way to the airport) and I guess we could meet up for a drink before I stagger on to Luqa....... somehow I think Wendy will be too tired to party on the night of her arrival though!


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So, have you told Jacko that you love him yet?


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As long as you don't LOOK like her............


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KT - You were always the exception that proved the rule!


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Jacko - you're an ok guy.........and as long as you are happy that's all that matters...you can't take it with you, but if you really want I can arrange to have you buried astride your motor-bike with your helmet on and a big grin on your face!


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Cherscic - you must share all your worldly good and possessions with me........ when was our date, again?


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Jacko - so how are you and lisajane getting on?

She's not been in the forums so much lately.......don't you let her use your pc?




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Hmmmmm... I said that most wealthy people were successful and deserved their success due to their positive attitude.

I feel a little guilty as my good fortune is not of my own making and I have nothing to brag about.........would I brag if I was wealthy because of my own labour?

I don't know, maybe I would but many wealthy people are really nice modest people who have absolutely zero need to impress others (in my experience).

They might have had to be really focused in the business life to succeed, but they often seem to be really relaxed and friendly when you meet them socially.

There again, the discipline required for somebody to acheive a goal can make them control freaks!

My best friend was very attracted to a very wealthy man. He was charming and generous and they got to know each other 'well'. She was invited to his mansion. While he mowed his lawn on one of those huge things you sit on, she made him a meal.

He freaked out when she put knives in his cutlery draw the wrong way round! She immediately ended the relationship (sensible woman!).

I guess control is another matter, but they can go together (control and obtaining wealth)....... as human beings we do not like to be controlled, and should therefore not try and control others.......

Some men are obvious control freaks, women can also be, but tend to be more subtle about it!

~smiles~

Robert



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You witches!

Lord have mercy!

Two dates in Malta means you have to get married?

You women are so insensitive to the emotional needs of men!

Marriage?

Can't I at least have six dates, a fig and a melon before marriage is mentioned?

Cherscic - you are a mean, mean, mean woman!


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I had malaria once.

I went to give blood decades later.

There were all these questions. One was 'Have you had malaria, if so please let a nurse know.'

I was so relieved as I thought I could get out of giving blood as I'd had malaria as a kid in the Congo!

No such luck! They told me it was so long ago that it didn't matter!

I gave blood.

They give you a nice cup of tea and a biscuit and tell you not to smoke for at least an hour!

Bollocks!

A ciggy immediately after giving blood is almost better than a ciggy after making love - the nicotine goes straight to your brain........woohoo!




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Hey Cherscic,

I loved it when you hit me........please don't stop!¬






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I am glad to have been of service!


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True -

but in recent surveys wealthy people at least claim to be more happy than those people struggling at the bottom of the heap........ often wealth is a by-product of success, and success is often a by-product of a person with drive and ambition and a good personality!

I've been both rich and very poor.........being rich and miserable is better than being poor and miserable - however I have also been poor and very happy........ being rich and happy is of course the best option that I am now reaching in my old age!¬

People who seek happiness are often miserable and fail. People who seek wealth just for the sake of it are often miserable.

The happiest people are those who have a positive attitude and treat the obstacles in life as challenges rather than problems sent by an uncaring God to fuck up their lives.

I hope that anybody reading this post feels good about themselves - happiness is a natural state and we all deserve to be happy if we just relax a little and accept the many blessings that are showered on us every day!

~smiles~

Robert


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Netterman - the former English 'tu' was 'thou'............I use it rarely; only in certain circumstances such as:

'Thou art a knave, Sir - and if you do not apologise immediately to the lady I shall have no option but to challenge you to a duel'

One can also use 'thou' to a lady:

'Thou art more lovely than a bowl of gently melting ice-cream, I want to lick you all over!'

'Thou' is just not used enough in English these days!




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exactly! you are so right! however, the 'vous' form is a bit passee these days....plus having seen flower's bosum tattoo it would be a bit silly to be so formal, n'est-ce pas?


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Smoky - you're my ideal woman!

Not many women can cook and make love and roll a ciggy at the same time - you're just so talented!




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Hey Lagoona - Are you flying out to Malta soon? Bringing cherrycream with you?




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Re. mistake seven

I met my third wife via the internet. We were friends for over a year before we met. She knew my ideal woman was in a certain age range. She lied to me about her age; even using her mother's Altzeimer's as an excuse for her mother insisting she was wrong!

It didn't matter to me (her age).....what upset me was that she lied.

Some people lie for ulterior motives, but I'd suggest lying is not a good way to start a relationship.

By the way I am 6'10" and my pheremones are so sexy that a swiss pharmaceutical firm are paying me loadsa money to be given permission to reproduce my very own 'factor x' from my sweat.

Unfortunately, so far my 'factor x' only attracts female mosquitoes!

Bugger!

yours bitingly,

'X' F. Actor






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My darling Brunette,

Let's not rush things!

Let's get to know each other over the internet first before we meet in person; let's delay the pleasure of our first meeting, our first touch, our first kiss, our first intimate fumblings.

I suggest we meet in Ryan's bar for a drink.

I have nothing in my diary yet for 2013.

Your ardent admirer,

Marje Simpson xxx


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