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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 15, 2007, 4:51 AM CST

ok - I've been told that my sparkling eyes and quick-witted charm make me sexy - but then others find my charm repulsive!

Some you win, some you lose and some you run away from before they slap you upside the head! (a cute American term my ex American wife often used on me.........'Robbie, darling - come here so I can slap you upside the head!')

Also humour without using bad language can be very sexy - I love it when a woman laughs so much all her clothes fall off!

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 15, 2007, 4:47 AM CST

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Confidence is the biggest factor definately!

Although, brooding good looks, and a large bulge in their pocket also helps

Oi! Quit staring at my wallet!

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 15, 2007, 4:45 AM CST

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I was only teasing!

I know - I was only teasing you too.....you big tease!

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 15, 2007, 4:39 AM CST

Hey you wonderful people!

It's a public holiday here in Malta (and Gozo) and I heard in Spain also......... I won't say what it is but suffice to say something to do with the old tv show 'Ello 'Ello!

Ok, it's a religious festival and no way am I going to insult devout people - I hope all those having a day off have a wonderful day with family and friends - if you haven't got any friends or family give your doggy a big hug and a kiss......or your kitty cat....or your pet hamster.....or your pet fish or snake or baby cockroaches.

Hey if you are all on your own and have no pets - give yourself a hug, dammit!

Switch your pc on and pretend you have a life and out there somebody loves you!

Hey - cheer up! No need to cry!

HAPPY HOLIDAY TO ALL!

And, if it's not a holiday where you are - tough titty!

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 15, 2007, 2:15 AM CST

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I would turn on the light just to see how dark it really is…

Don't! When you're over 50 and desperate and succeed the chances are that if you turn on the light she'll scare you!

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 7:50 PM CST

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Aaaaaaaaa! It's enough to melt anyone's heart.... The thought of Shiny Knight running around in his little shorts saying "Mummy! Mummy!"

'Mummy! Mummy! Slap flower face please....shes' being mean to me!'

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 5:56 PM CST

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I always use to say to my kids "come here and let me slap you"
They'd say "why? I haven't done anything!"
And I'd reply "Just in case you're naughty while I'm out!"
My son would then say "Mum you're nuts! I love you!"

I've been told my firsts words were 'Slap, Mummy'.........

apparently it meant I wanted to sit on her lap!

(I was a VERY cute little boy!)

Robert

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 5:52 PM CST

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Lucky guy...what's WaterDragon got that we haven't??....

I reckon he must be a tattooist with a very steady hand!

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 4:25 PM CST

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all funny... can't do one, I've got no rhythm and no rhyme

dragonfly - never mind...... you can be taught to get into the right rhythm

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 4:23 PM CST

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There was once an old rusty night..
Whose threads were quite funny but shite...
But he seems ok...
when hes out of my way....
im jokin my friend...youre alright....

There once was a young lovaboy
Who hollered at ladies 'Hey! Hoy!'
One day he was seen
Looking ugly and mean
'Cos someone stepped on his toy!

(sorry, not very funny....but I tried!)

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 4:18 PM CST

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The limerick is furtive and mean

You must keep her in close quarantine

Or she sneaks to the slums

And promptly becomes

Disorderly, drunk and obscene.

Wow - sexy limerick, Oslo! (very very good!)

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 4:14 PM CST

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Life as it should be!

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then......
you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case

When do we start?

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 4:11 PM CST

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No... it's because I'm the romantic type.

Cynical you !

I apologise. I'm a romantic at heart, but I don't like to show it in public as I am really rather shy!

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 4:06 PM CST

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I suppose I am the old fashioned kind and prefer men to make the first move.

So you can tell them where to go?

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 4:05 PM CST

Ok - back to perks of being a man over 50............

You can say:

'Leave me alone woman, I finally have the headache you've had for 20 years!'

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 4:00 PM CST

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Quit picking on me!

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 3:56 PM CST

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Atlam

Rusty thanks for my limerick

and thank you for mine.......... I'll have to try and live up to your expectations!

Mind you, cherscic and brunette should be back soon, so we should have a little more fencing in the threads!

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 3:52 PM CST

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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 3:50 PM CST

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Well he didn't eat them.

He put them in a vase of course.

Oh - that's sweet! Some men just lie on their beds face-down and naked and wait for the flowers to be 'arranged' !¬

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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Aug 14, 2007, 3:49 PM CST

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It's the type of flower that says it all - I can't remember them all but I think giving white lilies means:

'We're finished, I wish you were dead!'

I'm not sure, but I think a huge bouquet of varied flowers including wild orchards means:

'Last night was orgasmic'

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