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A sloth, They are slow and methodical with a long tongue

Welcome.... Too funny... I call my x the "it" to... Humor makes it worth the ride... Enjoy your new found freedom... It's great!!!

I'm hitting the sack now, good night everybody and thank you for the good wishes....I will miss you guys and dolls

Seems like the tone of this discussion took a turn for the worse. what makes love go sour? When you meet the full-on/ full-off guy - and there are so many of them about. They love you one minute then you can't see them for dust. Explain that

Seems like the tone of this discussion took a turn for the worse. what makes love go sour? When you meet the full-on/ full-off guy - and there are so many of them about. They love you one minute then you can't see them for dust. Explain that

Hi Oslo, Hi all of you who have sent me birthday greetings.
I am sorry I cannot respond to you all individually, so I am taking this opportunity to thank you all collectively!!

No thanks Señor, maybe later...

yes was a good night and i hope the next outing will be just as good or even better. i will look forward to seeing you all then.

As for rusty... he can take it i'm sure

he will be a brilliant conversationalist.
He will be sensitive, kind, understanding and loving.
He will be a very hard working man.
He will help around the house by washing dishes, vacuming floors and taking care of the garden.
he will be a man of emotional and physical strength.
He will be as smart as einstein but look like Brad Pitt.

But what you actually get is....

He always takes her to the best restaurant, someday he will take her inside.
He doesnt have any ulcers, he just gives them.
Anytime he gets an idea in his head, he has the whole thing in a nutshell.
He is well known as a miracle worker, its a miracle when he works.
He supports his wife in the manner to which she was accustomed, he lets her keep her job.
He is such a bore, that he even bores her to death when he gives her a compliment.
He has occasional flashes of silence that make his conversation brilliant.
After a man finds out his women is no angel, he tries to ascertain to what extent she isnt.

How fascinating.

According to an ex-girlfriend the ideal man should be 3 feet high, with a 15 inch tongue and can breathe through his ears.

I know you meant my super sexy ass

Oh, another thought here..... Please do not get the idea that I am an extremist, I just have a lot of experience in health matters, and become concerned when I hear people wanting change to Extreme Diets.

Personally, I would suggest that if the Postee of this Thread wants to improve his lifestyle, he enrol for some Adult Literary Classes, and then he would cease to be amazed at not being understood most of the time on this Forum.... For to make oneself understood, using the written word, is a most noble undertaking and worthy of time spent.

I was hoping feet...

Can I do this? I'm not soliciting anything....I need some assistance in matters, secretarial, research, administration on the island of Malta, someone who's unemployed or underemployed, or who simply has the time to undertake some research for me, that's too difficult for me to do long distance. Give me a shout and I'll get back to you. Thanks in advance...: This is a serious offer. handshake:

Hi Lisa, thank you.

Can you imagine what a HUGE pary RK will throw if that had to happen?