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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta

Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:51 AM CST

gussi wrote:

Do they apply in the bedroom ?

Dropping apples while standing up naked in bed and shouting 'Eureka' is not exactly going to get you smiles of admiration from an impatient woman............ maybe I'll try it and let you know!

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:50 AM CST

gussi wrote:

seems that way. what going for walks, boozing in cafes and even finding shoe shops.

What a gal.

Yup - I reckon that a lot of us guys will be fascinated to find out who she ends up with.......... maybe she'll emmigrate to the USA and become 'Mrs President'!

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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:33 AM CST

phoenix wrote:

Leo..AKA woody on the IF..

I dunno, that Sommer woman sure gets about!

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:32 AM CST

foreveryoung1 wrote:

our supermarkets where carrying chocolate santa claus in August, but they have all disappeared, think they all melted

I know - I think my mum ate them all! ~BURP~!

'What would you like for Christmas?' I asked her

'Santa' she replied, with a knowing smile!¬ Yikes!

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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:30 AM CST

phoenix wrote:

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
-- Robert Paul

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
-- Robert Paul Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke (Clarke's 69th Law, The Odyssey File, 1984)

hilarious!

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:28 AM CST

Sommerauer71 wrote:

I love housework.

Ironing, laundry, scrubbing, I love to get down with the marigolds and scrub...

And I iron all my teatowels and my bedding...

I love a good-hearted scrubber!

and I was going to give this as my quote of the day:

'Do unto other's wine cellars what you'd like to do to your own - if you had one!'

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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:26 AM CST

phoenix wrote:

Yup!

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:25 AM CST

Conrad73 wrote:

Christmas already?
Say it aint so!

"It ain't so"

(not QUITE yet, but it shall be in what appears to be just a few hours time for those of us elderly folk for whom time seems to fly faster and faster as gravity sucks us down into the ground of the 'infinite land of nod'!)

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:21 AM CST

Sommerauer71 wrote:

I do not have a picture in a magazine, that was Leo... Who played with photo bucket...

I think so too darling, I think he is looking for a woman who is plain, that he can have full control over...

He has not had the brains to come back to me and back up and qulaify his words to me about his comment that I should be ashamed of what I have boasted about.... His IO has not helped him there has it?

Who is this 'Leo' you keep mentioning?

Is Leo your pet cat?

In my opinion if a pet cat can play around with photo bucket (whatever that is!

) your pet cat must be a feline genius!

Lord - maybe your pet cat stands in for you at work while you write loads of 'stuff' on CS! Dang - maybe you are out working and I am actually posting this to your pet cat Leo while you out earning enough to feed your dang cat!¬

Life can be so confusing! .........

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 8:16 AM CST

Sommerauer71 wrote:

I do yes....

I have no idea what my IQ is, I have never been tested...

It is like children's sports days, some kids do not like sport, yet they are forced to do it...Thank you for your kind compliment....

My apologies. I misread your original post....... I thought the first bit in bold was your writing and then he responded. Come to think about it it wasn't 'your style' and 'QI' or 'IO' or 'IQ' can mean anything you want them to, I guess.

I made a kind compliment? Dang! I must mend my ways!

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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 5:38 AM CST

Sommerauer71 wrote:

I was trying to be subtle, Rusty by not posting any names and the last time you sent me an erotic email, I fell asleep, and I never other than friendships would entertain another woman's man....

I am not bothered about your IO, or his for that matter, I am interested in thoughts on what he has written, nt about me, but feel free, but about his theories...

Love you Rusty, but you do bang on about nothing sometimes...

You wrote:

"Love you Rusty, but you do bang on about nothing sometimes..."

Well, don't we all?

Is there nothing new under the sun?

I'm not bothered about your IQ either, but have found women who are far more intelligent than I am rather intimidating in the past........

I guess we've all been in the same boat - but it is nice to see what you write, and how you expose yourself in public so exquisitely!

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 5:33 AM CST

Mirodenia wrote:

Where would you like to be?

Who would you like to be with?

Why?[/quote ]I would like to be on a yacht travelling around the world with Sommer, Mike and some of my friends.
Bibi and the man of my life.

I like the sea, I love to visit new places and have new experiences. 45 is a good age for a trip around the world.

I've just been on a 12 day 'freestyle' cruise (Turkey,Egypt & Greece) -

it was a novel experience with an enormous choice of restaurants, bars, activities etc and with about 2,500 fellow passengers from all over the world......... luckily I was with the most attractive woman on the whole ship so I wasn't distracted by too many women - apart from the Salza dancing which was kinda fun (even if I ended up suffering from 'over-gyrated hips' and a touch of hyperventilation!).

12 days was enough for this particular type of cruise. I still want to cruise round New Zealand though...........and I am saving up to go in 2010.

A few years ago my dad wanted to take my mother on a six month round the world cruise (quite a few years ago as she hadn't had a massive stroke at the time).

My mum refused - she said that three months would have been more than enough; six months was way too long.

He grumbled for a year or so, then gave up trying to persuade her ... a few times they cruised on cargo ships - many cargo ships have about six luxury cabins for passengers and you get to eat with the Captain every night which can be interesting (unless the Captain is a pig and farts a lot).

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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 5:19 AM CST

Elley wrote:

ok Breezey....I was talking about single available women,s attitudes over here. My ex,s were married, get it ? I do not and never will support infidelity. I will always support liberality amongst the unspoken for. Seems to me the only liberal ones are the spoken for (male and female). I am sure that if I was willing to compromise my principles and screw around with spoken for women (married) I would do very well indeed in terms of casual affairs, if that is what I wanted. Casual affairs are no bad thing as they can and often do lead to something more meaningful.

And yes, the local girls do get a big strop on THAT IS REAL if you do not believe me come and see it for yourself.

Now smile and be nice jus like wot I am

Is a 'really big strop on' a kinda reinforced bra?

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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 5:16 AM CST

a QI of 132 is not bad............ but wtf is a QI?

My IQ was measured a long long time ago at 156, but that was before age and fermented grape juice killed 'x' % of my brain cells.

I guess my IQ is below 132 now........... I used to be proud of my brains, but the IQ was compensated for by a lack of social skills and the inability to relax mentally.

You know that many people love sunbathing. Lying in the sun doing nothing would be total mental torture for me.

I'd rather have a lower IQ and a nicer personality and be able to chill out once in a while like normal people.

By the way, if you are going to continue posting emails in a public forum that guys have sent you I am going to have to stop writing you erotic emails - sorry, but I have my reputation to consider!

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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 1:09 AM CST

Mirodenia wrote:

Is this a compliment?
Anyway, thanks.

I'll let somebody else explain!

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 1:07 AM CST

Mirodenia wrote:

Hi Tony.
Have a nice day.

Another beautiful day here too........... hoping to stagger out to at least raid the bank!

A man of my substance cannot live on mere bread and water (and chicken soup made by the carers) forever - I need to go buy a case of wine so I can whine quietly at home and hope the pain goes away!

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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 1:04 AM CST

karen1973 wrote:

Just head for London, England and try to find the smell of Bulls**t! He will be there!!

You mean you dated Prince Phillip? Wowza!

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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 1:02 AM CST

mylifewithu wrote:

Thankyou , I have been wanting to show this pretty picture to everyone , but I couldn't figure out how to post it so I put it on my profile.

Which pic? The peacock, or the naked back pic, or your main profile pic?

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 1:01 AM CST

karen1973 wrote:

Bloody typical! Had to dump my man of 9 months yesterday because I found out he cheated on me!! Barsteward!!!!!

Anyway............I AM BACK!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!

Did the bar steward make crap cock tails?

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Posted: Oct 6, 2008, 12:59 AM CST

Mirodenia wrote:

Thanks Rusty.

Have a nice day!

You too!

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