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Lord, I got up so late for me today - 7.15 a.m.!

I thought 'Bibi' was Sommer!

I just fed the cats and now I'm having my coffee at last....... I thought I had this damn 'flu 'killed' by Saturday, but it's Tuesday now and I feel really rough - and Monika is ill now too in Germany (I think she has the same bug but it took longer to take hold).

I hope you don't laugh too much - milk and cereals between the keys of your pc are hard to clean out!

Have a good day.........


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I have to say it was far more exciting on a small private yacht with just the Captain, a beautiful girl, a merchant seaman on leave and myself than on a cruise in a huge ship with about 2,500 other passengers.

What I had to pay each day as a compulsory gratuity was the same amount as I had to last me the entire two months so many years ago!


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I went to Alexandria, in Egypt, after Turkey - named after that guy you claim was Macedonian!


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I've been twice to both Istanbul and Ismir - just started a cruise last month from Istanbul; stayed there for only a couple of days/nights but got to feel quite at home within a square mile patch of where I was staying. We only stopped in Izmir for a day - the last time I was there I was a young man of just seventeen spending two whole months crewing on a private yacht round the med.............now that was a fantastic holiday to remember forever!


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Thank you - we had a great 'vacation'


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It is - after the blue-eyed thingy monkey got at it I'm not surprised......a lot of feathers and quite a mess - very sad!¬


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Yup!


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Every time the monkey tried to mate with the parrot it flew off screaming:

'Penis of hate, penis of hate'




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Yes, it was first called 'The Norwegian blue-eyed penis monkey' and attempts were made to breed it with the Norwegian blue parrot - but,sadly, without success......


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but Mummy loved dressing up!


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Nah, just pulling your string!


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Mummy!


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back to the bedroom - first you and your partner must lie side by side totally naked each holding an empty can of baked beans in one hand and a match in your other hand.

A piece of string must lie on the bed between you.

You both look up at the ceiling and place the match in one ear and the empty tin of baked beans to your other ear.

Wait five minutes and then both look over at the piece of string lying between you - magically it may have moved....or maybe not!




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I dislike her accent; that's enough to put me off!

re. the MEP - I think she's been up against a few in her time!


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The poll was too restrictive.

I think the glass is too small!

Plus I want several large glasses filled with different liquids (all half full of course).

I want one of these large half full glasses to have one of those coloured lights in it, so I can feel I look like a real pratt holding it in a party.

Ok?




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Nah - Sommer is fling emails from desperate lonely men under the following groupings:

1.) hilarious, but not for me

2.) clever, but not for me

3.) handsome, but not for me

4.) sympathetic, but not for me

5.) interesting, but not for me


Once Sommer has sorted out all these emails she is going to change her profile into that of a man, then collect a large sample of emails from women.

Once they are also sorted she'll leave CS, and start:

"The Sommer Dating Agency"

She'll then make several million euros, pounds and dollars and then retire to her secret island hideaway where she'll construct a huge nuclear-proof wine cellar and live happily ever after with her pet cat Leo the feline genius.

Tomorrow she'll do something else..............


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[quote=rusty_knight][quote=phoenix][/b]How much for the copy right...[/quote]

only 8% of what you find in her cellar! ~nudge~ ~nudge~ ~wink~ ~wink~[/quote]

"Lord, she was so petite and cute, but (*wowza*) she had the most enormous cellar! "




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[quote=phoenix][/b]How much for the copy right...[/quote]

only 8% of what you find in her cellar! ~nudge~ ~nudge~ ~wink~ ~wink~




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I think it's being timed to coincide with that woman from Alaska taking over from that McCain guy as President of the USA...... an ambitious woman is a terrifying thingy; especially as a certain ruthlessness can overcome brains as we have already seen with certain male Presidents!

~gulp~

I wanted to be MEP (member of the European Parliament) for Italy, but that ex porn actress would have been up against me, so what chance would I have had?


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Dynamics?

Now.......if the lady is lying naked in bed on the bed when you drop the apple ........and it hits her and hurts her...... you might have to apply the motion before the lotion!


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