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rusty_knight
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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 12:26 PM CST
p_seg wrote:
Happy birthday Rusty!!

Hope that you had/still having a great day!!


Thanks p_seq!

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 11:33 AM CST
guiriman wrote:
talk for four hours? limey, I can barely make love for that long - let alone talk.


Good answer!

Bad answer!

Normally, after about three hours, she starts complaining she needs some sleep (work next day, that kinda shit)

You are then let off the hook!

It's not YOUR stamina in question - you just love her so much you don't want her to arrive at work with a glazed expression on her face and her panties left in the 'second drawer down'........

See what I mean?

NEVER let a woman DARE to say she can outlast you in bed!

It's a challenge that I, as a REAL man, have never lost!



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grin


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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 11:24 AM CST
oslojente wrote:
I think I might keep this pic, getting higher ratings than my normal ones..

Who knows what kind of people it attracts though...


Your pic looks kinda 'kinky'

I like 'kinky'

Keep the pic!

grin


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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:40 AM CST
applause


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:39 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Ask Rusty to row for you.....he's good at "stirring things up".....

...or why don't you just hijack Elley's boat.....??...while he's in it??...

"Spanish Pirates of the Mediterranean"....

....see?...there's another book idea for you......

now that one would be fun to illustrate!!!


Nah......I'm just up the creek without a paddle, but....you should see the little fishies all about - loads of them!

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:29 AM CST
smoky wrote:
Dear MA Arsicus, No need - you just Are....


Well, like your good self, I try to make fun of myself more than of other people!


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rusty_knight
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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:26 AM CST
Sungod wrote:
Allen carr google him and buy the book

it works


Allen Carr is dead. He died from lung cancer (but a lot later in life than if he hadn't quit)

I bought the book.

I read the book.

I didn't quit.

Alan Carr says it takes real will power to CARRY ON smoking.

It seems I have too much will power of the wrong kind!

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:18 AM CST
dragonfly88 wrote:
I can make anyone stop smoking....

if that's what they really want to do....

but it's expensive and it would not take more than a month.

it's a 24hour 7 day a week thing.....

but it's mean.... mean... mean.....

the good thing: no healthy food involved, no sports either



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rusty_knight
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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 5:15 AM CST
smoky wrote:
I just have to add some more encouragement here ...... You may be old, going grey, getting slow, a bit more dim-witted, feeling aches and pains in places you never knew you had, getting lumps and bumps and hair growing where it never grew before, and not growing where it should be growing, and toenails that look like they belong to someone else, gnarled hands, and veins making their debut .... But remember, ALL that experience you have acquired over ALL those Years, all the mistakes you`ve made ...... No-one can take THAT away from you! And you did all that all by yourself!

Hope you get nice and drunk today and enjoy yourself immensely! All the people you have insulted will be thinking of you!


Woohoo!

My friends are coming round soon!

I'm cooking lunch and some of them are bringing the vino!

Thing is, I have to drive to the airport early tomorrow.....so I am not going to get sloshed - a drink this lunchtime but ZERO tonight as I want a nice peaceful drive up the M4 in my super duper 1.9 turbo Jetta (hired car worst luck) to Heathrow!

And, just now, I found a really lovely birthday present in my bed from a friend!

It was a beautifully illustrated Swedish cookery book and a lovely birthday card............ I only saw it when told it was there just now on the 'phone as I've been sleeping in a single bed in the spare bedroom as I've felt kinda lonely the last few days.

I have some REAL friends who really know the real me and they are worth more to me than all the bullshit in the world!

So there!

I am happy and I am not as old as I'll be next year but I'm very happy to be my age now.

I'm very fit - and I am blessed with good genes and a good brain; so my personality lets me down sometimes - we can't 'have it all' can we?........... but I am happy with all the good things in my life and this little incident isn't going to spoil my day.

Sorry to disappoint you!

xxx


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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 3:05 AM CST
MARTI wrote:
Here are my very best wishes on your BIRTHDAY Rusty.


Thanks, Marti!

Your awesome smile could sink a thousand ships!

grin

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 2:01 AM CST
seekerian wrote:
'morinings Rusty. Know of any good petshops around?


Yup.

Try www.cspets4u.com

grin

There are some really WONDERFUL a ladies here on CS....... I've got out with several really fantastic women; each of whom I'd have been happy to spend the rest of my life with.

The relationships didn't quite work out. It wasn't their fault; it wasn't totally my fault either - just 'not meant to be' - and the wonderful news is that at least two have since met 'Mr Right' - this makes me very happy for them......... ok, so I was initially heartbroken but I didn't get to be a rusty old knight without being able to drag my sorry ass off the floor and 'remount' - whatever that means!

I've since met a wonderful person from here, but we are both taking it very very slowly as I've had my fingers burnt to the bones a couple of times - I am scared stiff to lose her as a friend so I'm not going to do anything stupid to ruin something so good.

A friend for life is worth 1,000 short-term relationships........... some people get both a best friend and a lover for life in the same package - that's what I want!

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rusty_knight
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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 1:26 AM CST
nattysa wrote:
.........of course you are not old Robert you stiill have many, many years ahead to make new plans and be happy.

Very best wishes


Sorry!

It's too late to send me a grovelling apology!

sticking out tongue

I'm DEEPLY hurt.

I just know I'm going to have a bad hair day!

My birthday is totally ruined by your insensitive post!

crying

You say I've got many years ahead of me - dammit the glass isn't even half full - ~slurp~ ~slurp~

Hey - I'm only joking............I love being the age I am and my life has never been better!

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 1:18 AM CST
wedward wrote:
the dinner is free all you have to do is choose a person to have dinner and to talk to for 4hrs who would you pick and why?


Ok, I'd choose the first love of my life.

I'd be fascinated what she did with her life:

Did she get married? Did she have children?

Where did she live and work?

What career did she choose?

Why didn't I hear about her all these years? (I was certain she'd become world famous within ten years of graduating).

Has she ever returned to where we met?

What and who were the great loves of life?

Does she still cherish the memories of the wonderful times we had together?

Has she kept our love letters?

Do her eyes still sparkle with those splashes of gold in her irises?

What are her political views?

What sports does she like?

Does she have a garden, and what beautiful things grow there?

Does she still have poetry in her soul?

FOUR HOURS - NOT LONG ENOUGH BY HALF TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FIRST LOVE YOU LOST35 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 1:09 AM CST
jojo4053 wrote:
my brother.


ok, 'sister'! sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing


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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 1:07 AM CST
jojo4053 wrote:
yes but will you lick my feet clean?


Of course.......................blushing


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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 1:05 AM CST



THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KIND AND ENCOURAGING BIRTHDAY WISHES.........SORRY I HAVE NOT ANSWERED YOU ALL INDIVIDUALLY - I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU ALL AND HOPE EACH AND EVERY DAY IS A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE FOR YOU........

THE OLDER I GET THE MORE I VALUE MY FRIENDS - FRIENDS ARE THERE WHEN OTHER MORE INTENSE RELATIONSHIPS MIGHT HAVE DIED A NATURAL DEATH!!!!!!!!

AT LEAST ONE LOVELY LADY FROM CS I HAD THE PLEASURE OF GOING OUT WITH WISHED ME WELL.......THANK YOU TOO, SWEETHEART!





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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 12:57 AM CST
dragonfly88 wrote:
I'd choose...... damn they're dead... but there are two people I would talk to for four hours.

1 Frida Khalo
2 - Salvador Dali

why? because they're very unique, not just because of their art but because of their views on life


Damn!

I didn't even make number three........even though I'm still alive!

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 12:54 AM CST
jojo4053 wrote:
ive done a much better job with the dog.


Great!

By the way (please don't tell anybody) - I can be a bit of a dog!

Throw me a biscuit and I'll do some tricks for you -

like roll over so you can scratch my tummy!

batting eyelashes

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 12:42 AM CST
jojo4053 wrote:
ive got a dog, a cat, a rabbit and 2 rats. the dog is like a child and makes me smile all the time. the cat attacks people and is an embarrassment, the rabbit is boring and the rats, though the most interesting of rodents, stink.


Wasn't the last man in your life a bit of a rat?

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Posted: Jun 5, 2008, 12:40 AM CST
CuspofMagic wrote:
having what i want when i want or need it


Does that mean you don't get 'it' very often and that's why 'it' is a luxury?

sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing

Sorry, mate - couldn't resist that one!


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