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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Laws of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you will have to pee.

Law od Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number someone always answers.

Variation Law: If you change lanes of traffic, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now(works every time)

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine does not work, it will.

Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone or doorbell rings.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to something which will last until your coffee is cold.



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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
I think I have my sister talked into going with me. All things looking good at this time. applause Looking forward to meeting everyone and having a great time. yay hug


April 9-12, United States Get Together in Kansas City, MO: click here to read the entire thread »

sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Congrats and best wishes to the happy couple. hug


SoldierByte and HealthyLiving????: click here to read the entire thread »

sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
wonderworker: I knew you would be on my side.
How's that knee? I'll bet it hurts like hell.
But it'll hurt less ....

"Once in Persia reigned a King,
Who upon his Signet Ring:
Graved a maxim,True and Wise,
Which if held before his eyes
Gave Him counsel at a glance,
Fit for every change and chance,
Solemn Words and these are they:
"Even This Shall Pass Away"

E.R.Sill




And so it shall, and so it shall.yay

My PT today was more strenuous than ever. Pissed me odd when he said remember, only drive those few short blocks. I went out on the highway and cruised 60 miles. wow Damn am I paying for it now. mumbling Oh well another day is on the horizon. teddybear



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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
It will be in my library ASAP. Thank You so much. teddybear


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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
RDM59: Great to hear that progress is steady. Get well soon....

P.S.
I know what you mean about broken sleep. I often awake to smack something 6 inch long in the middle of the night ......




Some have all the luck rolling on the floor laughing



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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
HJFinAZ: "GIRL"????????????



Hush HJ scold Made me feel cool again even if for just a sec.wink



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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
SoldierByte: I've HAD to live with MEN.. (military)
even though they AIN'T my type either..!!
For OP,
Cheer up girl.. all will be O-K..!!
---SoldierByte---




Thank You for calling me girl blushing



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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
I am German so lots of sweet breads with creams and butters were a big part of growing up. I only bake now for family get togethers, but the kids love the cinnamon rolls, rye bread, buns and anything else that has to do with bread. MMMMM MMMMM wink


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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
RDM59: Hey Sass ...... .... how is the bump ? Hope you are recovering well .....




Hi RDM, It is a 6 inch long bump and when I smack it against something in the night it wakes me right up. wink Going to try to give up the walker tomorrow and see if I can make it with just a cane. Someone once told me, where there's a will there's a way. wine hug



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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Some of us mellow with age like a nice wine. Pour, slosh, sip. Take in all the calmness, the slow gentle sweetness and wait for the explosion. POOF IT IS GONE wine dunno


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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Englishman55: Never hide your light under a bushell !



I am in a deep dark snow hole waiting for the perfect timing to scare the CRAP out of the next guy that walks past.yay rolling on the floor laughing



90% of you are talking ********: click here to read the entire thread »

sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Englishman55: Better still.... take a lap or two around that coffee pot and the fake knee will pale into insignificance.....

Good to see you are OK !




Why thank you young man, that is one of my better pics but because I receive so many gentleman callers when they see my beauty I only doll up like that once a year wink rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing



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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
Ambrose2007: Sassy! Thanks for coming out!

Don't look now but there's a scary creature in your snow hole!




My protector BWAHHAHAHA She guards the nasties so no one will take them from me as I am old and moving very slow wink :hel
p:


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sassy49senior Itty Bitty, Nebraska USA
I just made a fresh pot of coffee, took a lap or two around my apartment to keep this fake knee exercised and am now checking out the forums. cheers hug


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