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I think I may have to become a repairman....

I was imediately exterminated after being recloned and given the title "sillywonkamentalserver"

Is the FIRST time a man will have been in my new 'Boudoir' ..

Admittedly.. it's to come and re route the cable TV..

but still.. it's a MAN!!

My dad .. my boys.. and my buddy Raj have all seen.. but they don't count. haha..I'm am slightly concerned.. because it DOES look like a bedroom for 'Antics'

So it is a little embarrassing.. ..

I feel a little bit like I am going to be showing him my undies.. you know.. something very private.

But I am also kind of looking forward to seeing the look on his face

But I am also wondering if he will be gorgeous like the last chap that came (to install it all in the first place)..

and whether I should just answer the door in not a lot ..

with a sign around my neck saying.. *PLEASE SHAG ME NOW *Okay I'm fibbing.. I will probably still be at work and my it might be my dad here to let him in instead..

It was a good thought though...

He can start his own church instead...The Church of Latter Day Indy...and Al you can be the preacher....

wich was chemically inhanced to make viagra look like a plasibo...the onlt down side was it made a person tell corny jokes.........

Reminds me of s song
"I love you cause dueces are wild and you an mees 2 of a kind"

no, and no......a good woman can be found anywhere a good man is.

My understanding is that a church is the house of God and he is suppossed to love everyone equally, regardless of what you turn up wearing, it is it's congregation that judges

Anyone up for naked hopscotch? How about leapfrog?

then they introduced me to this fella named Indywan k'nobody the keepers of the Intergalactic corn

you see, i was born here during my parents inter-galactic travels...when gonadia exploded from an un explained magnetic force from the gravity of the moon, my parents died from hard break and left me orphaned. to be raised by a sweet farming husband and wife

I'm an old guy, kinda outta touch with the real world and women and stuff, live alone in the country but I see the commercials on TV about these phone lines you can call to HOOK UP with women .... mostly young women of course!!

I asked my son that runs a big sex toy shop on the net and he told me it was just for sex not dating and I better stock up on some of his products before I head out!! Do you think he's putting me on and just trying to get me to buy another dozen of those big vibrating dildo drink mixers!

I bought a few boxes of glow in the dark condoms and my first date had me put one on , turned out the lights and made me jump up and down on the bed for half an our then wanted sex!!! I was do tired I thought I'd have a heart attack so I went home!!

I think we should all be just butt naked....then there's nothing to think....it is what it is....

...addendum: maybe an allowance for the girls....you're allowed to wear make-up....for the guys: if it really is necessary for your ego, you can tape your wallet to your right butt-cheek....

Right, Some...I blame it on Claire, with all her threads about guys trying to pork her pony...

Hi jb great to see you back!!